Sunday, March 21, 2021

Journeys of Cyrus 4

Cyrus stepped forward, his bare foot pressing on the dirt. He looked over to his crimson student, Nuri, and spoke. “Im happy you agreed to go on this quest. This will be a great learning experience and will get you a weapon worthy of a warrior such as you.”


Nuri raised two fingers “that's assuming that one: the weapon is still there after being there for gods know how long and two: whatever enchantment it had is still effective.” 


“Now now, young one. Like I said this is a learning experience. Nothing in this world is certain and we cannot live our lives worried about what may be. We must do what we think is best. Besides this is dragonic made. I can promise you that the enchantment of the legendary Thundersoul will still hold firm. When we brave the journey there and make our way through the dungeon that holds it you will know what it's like to have a real weapon.”


Nuri raised a brow and hefted her warhammer on her shoulder. It was a simple weapon, consisting of a rounded weight on the end of a wooden shaft. “you promise this yet you just said nothing in this world is certain.”


The male shrugged “fair. Nothing is certain except dragonic craftsmanship.”


He then stopped in his tracks, holding up his hand to tell his apprentice to do the same. She did so. The two dragons silently stalked through the forest and came across a clearing. They saw a group of four humans accusting a trio of kobolds. The humans all wore matching uniforms, consisting of a yellow and whtie tunic with a golden yellow circle in the middle of their chest. Neither dragon could see the kobolds well, but they saw that a human snatched a pack and emptied the contents on the ground.


Cyrus narrowed his eyes and let out a low growl. Nuri was almost surprised to see this level of anger suddenly rise in her master. He pointed off in the direction behind the humans. She nodded and moved behind the pack.


“Damn lizards don't have anything good on them.” A bearded golden order man said as he rummaged through the scattered items on the floor.


One furthest away, a female with a bow and arrows, spoke up “think we can get anything selling the lizards themselves?”


A clean shaven man drew a dagger and walked to the kobolds, who were all cowering now. “too much work to take em alive. Their horns can be worth something if we find the right buyer.”


A sudden flash of steel between the shaven man and the kobolds caused him to stumble back and fall on his rear. 


“How much is a dragon worth?” asked the black dragon, his voice dripping with venom. He stood a head and shoulders taller than any Golden Order member there. Cyrus pulled his sword from where he chopped it into the ground. He positioned the blade behind him in a low fighting stance. 


The clean shaven man scrambled to his feet, holding his dagger in front of him. “There are still four of us, just walk away cold blood.”


The large dragon fixed is glare on him. The man flinched when he met his eye fear washing over him. This quickly turned to anger. Reasoning that this large creature must be slow he charged forward. It was lightly armoured and a blade through the ribs would be as fatal to it as anything else. He lunged forward and suddenly his world went black.


In one smooth motion Cyrus let go of his cumbersome weapon with one hand and struck the man across the face with a closed fist. The humans path shifted and he took two steps to Cyrus' side before falling to the ground stunned.


“Next.” Cyrus said stabbing his sword into the dirt and outstretching his arms, daring the next foe to come. A female took up his challenge. She approached, more carefully than her predecessor. She slowly circled her foe.


Meanwhile the archer of the group pulled an arrow and already notched it. She had pulled it back and took aim at the large black dragon. Suddenly she felt a blow on her inner calf, causing her to shoot her arrow wide. She looked down and saw a circular hunk of metal between her legs. 


“Fighting from afar isn't my thing. I like up close and personal.” Nuri said from behind the archer right before she drove her warhammer upward with all her might. The hard metal collided with the woman's crotch with all the might of steel driven by dragonic muscle. She was handily lifted off her feet by the impact. She could only vocalize a pathetic squeak as she fell back to the earth in a crumpled whimpering mess. “Can't wait for magic to get added to this.” The red dragon said with a giggle.


The female facing Cyrus was waiting for aid from her archer. When she didn't see an arrow pierce the dragon's hide she spared a glance over her shoulder and was horrified to see a red dragon standing over her ally. She cursed and turned back to the black dragon. She stabbed her blade, only for it to be avoided with shocking speed from the larger beast. She swung downward, trying to cut him anyway she can, only for the dragon to catch her wrist. He squeezed with enough force to make her cry out and drop her weapon. He then shot out his other hand and grabbed her by the front of her tunic. Effortlessly he lifted the woman up, causing her feet to dangle a few inches off the ground.


“How does it feel to be helpless, Golden Order?” Cyrus asked as he let go of her arm and kept her suspended in the air. She grumbled and shot her foot forward and struck the reptile in his generously sized testicles. The dragon lurched forward a little but he kept his grip. She tried to kick a couple more times, each solid kick only causing him to grunt in pain. She suddenly wished she had armoured boots. With a snarl Cyrus reached his free hand towards the woman's groin and grabbed hard. She yelled out in pain as her womanhood had armoured fingers dug into it. Cyrus lifted the woman above his head, not letting up on his grip until he threw her forward at the last upright Golden order man. 


The man was knocked on his back and pinned under the woman, who was in too much pain to register anything else around her. Cyrus lifted his scaled foot up and stomped it down on the man's unprotected crotch.


Cyrus turned and saw the man he punched in the face had regained his footing. He held his dagger out, his face already bruised from where Cyrus struck him. The man charged forward, only for Cyrus to maneuver around him and pin the arm he had the weapon in behind his back. Nuri saw this and dropped to one knee. Patting the knee she had out she yelled out “remember the trial? Pretend I'm the log!”


Cyrus smirked and grabbed the humans inner thigh to lift him up and force his legs open. He brought him down, combining both of their weights so that the man's balls were compressed to near breaking point on the red dragon's leg. When the human yelled out and crumpled to the ground Nuri chuckeld “you'd never be warriors.”


The two dragons gathered their opponents weapons and sent them off limping and holding their damaged bits. Cyrus turned to face the kobolds but was surprised when the trio of them all gathered around Cyrus and hugged his legs, thanking him profusely. Each of them only was as tall as Cyrus’ hip, as fully kobolds never grow to be tall. Each of the smaller reptiles looked almost like smaller versions of their taller counterparts. Each of them were humanoids with scales for skin. Short horns adorned their heads and each were minimally dressed in a top and loincloth. When Cyrus looked down he saw something that brought his heart rate up and caused a twitch in his nethers. All of the kobolds, the two female and one male, had massive asses. Even Nuri, who had a large behind, had a smaller butt despite her height advantage. The black dragon had to avert his gaze to avoid becoming fully erect. “You are all very welcome. I will always fight the Golden Order wherever they show up. They are all cowards to prey upon those weaker than them.”


One of the kobolds looked back up to Cyrus “please, brave dragon, let us thank you properly. Come to our village and we give you food and any supplies you need. Anything else you need will be taken care of.”


Cyrus mind went to lewd thoughts at the last part of that. He hesitated for a moment before nodding his head in agreement. All of the smaller lizards yelled in excitement. Nuri walked beside her master, “I'm sure you are thinking of your needs.”


Cyrus coughed awkwardly. “I simply wish to not be rude. It's only proper to make sure they get home safely.” he said as his eyes wandered to the trios asses. “We must remember our training.” He said, mostly to himself. Now looking at his student “I don't believe you have met kobolds before. Many of them look up to dragons like us greatly. I'm sure we will be given quite the welcome when we arrive to their home.”


Some time later everyone arrived at the kobold village. It was a humble gathering, owing to a nomadic lifestyle. There were several tents erected, each serving a practical purpose. The sight of the two taller reptiles caused a stir, everyone scrambling to their homes to tidy themselves up or don their best clothing. Cyrus himself felt a bit awkward, feeling as though people were making too much of a fuss for him. Many new kobolds, mostly female, gathered around the black dragon and complimented him or offered him humble gifts. Likewise many male kobolds surrounded Nuri, offering the same to her. A loud metal clunking drew the attention of everyone. They all turned and faced an older looking kobold. Her horns were longer and curled back like those of a goat. She clanged on a large gong once more before speaking up. “Calm yourselves! You do not wish to overwhelm our guests.” The crowd listened to their elder, backing away with awkward apologies and smiles. The elder directed groups to prepare a meal of squash and the dining area. She then approached the two dragons. “What brings you two here?”


Cyrus spoke up “we found some of your people being attacked by Golden Order goons and we had to step in to help. I will not stand by when the innocent are being preyed upon.”


Nuri coughed and spoke “humble.”


The black dragon quickly sneered at his student before looking back at the older kobold as she spoke. “well, let us offer our thanks. Please stay and rest yourselves.”


Cyrus smiled “please I would not want to impose upon…”


Nuri quickly spoke up “I heard squash we are sure as Hell staying for that.”


The male dragon chuckled “young one, you must learn the art of ‘playing it cool’”




It was later in the night and the dragons had eaten their fill. Most of the village was gathered around a fire, listening to a tale from Cyrus. Nuri was trying to eat as much squash as she could stomach. The black dragon let out a hearty laugh “And the two of us are taking turns kicking each other in the crotch over and over. By the gods a bugbear can kick. But forced myself to keep going, as it was the only way to win thier trial by combat.” 


One of the female kobolds he had rescued put a hand on his thigh “I knew you could beat him. What happened afterwards?”


“Me and the bear actually got along well afterwards.” Cyrus said, his own dick giving a twitch thinking about what came afterwards. “Well anyway that's the end of that tale. Is there anything else you wish to hear?”


Nuri couldn't help but chuckle. She knew her master was in heaven, having an audience that hung on his every word and didn't press him when he cut off his tales when things got really interesting.


One kobold raised his hand “You mentioned the gods before. We don't know too much about the dragon gods.”


“I would be all too happy to tell you about them. I very much wish to be able to see one someday.”


All the smaller reptiles gathered around closer, clearly interested by the talk of the divine. Cyrus let his comment hand in the air for a moment, also clearly enjoying himself.


“But we must go way back. Back to the dawn of time. Before time itself the earth was barren and devoid of life. There was only Mother Dragon, Goddess of life itself. She saw the world as it was and found it lacking. Using her powers she created the aspects of the world we know today, and in the same process created the lesser dragon gods. For example she scooped out great mounds of the earth and piled them up. She filled the holes with water and created the god of oceans as well as the god of mountains. When life developed she imbued some with the desire to defend their own and those they loved, thus created the Protector god. All was not well, however, as all dragons have a fire within them. Each one has a burning passion within them and the lesser gods are no exception. They gave themselves to their lusts and bred with abandon. This is what caused the world to have mortal reptiles, like you and me.”


The kobolds all beamed with pride at hearing themselves be compared to a dragon. Cyrus continued “Mother Dragon stepped in and stopped the lesser gods before they caused too much of an issue. They heard and obeyed. Now we try our best to not give into our base desires.” waving a hand the black dragon spoke “too frequently. But we do have one day where we surrender ourselves to our desires. It only happens once every ten years. When the World Flower planned by Mother Dragon blossoms. Reptiles from far and wide gather round and celebrate our inner fire. It is said that rarely a lesser god will visit. I have yet to encounter one in my lifetime but I remain hopeful. And I hope to take Nuri to the inner circle of the next one. In our old tongue it is known as" Cyrus let out a loud roar followed by a guttural language. The kobolds all shyed away by the sudden shift in his speech. The black dragon looked at the effect this had on them and chuckled. “In the common tongue it is just known as the Days of Blossoming. I've had many good memories of my times there. I can't even begin to explain how excited I was when I was allowed in the inner circle of the event, where all the reptiles who have proven themselves are allowed. So many wonderfully tall dragons, lizardfolk with great crest and eccentric clothing. All of the..”


Cyrus stopped himself when he noticed himself he had become fully erect. Nuri crossed her legs, just imagining herself at the inner circle made herself get wet. This didn't go unnoticed by the kobolds. Each one eyed up the dragons. One spoke up “Surely you can't keep this fire bottled up for ten whole years. Can we have a smaller day of blossoming?” Cyrus stood up, his penis almost hitting a kobold. He moved away from the group “I need to go for a walk.” roughly half the kobolds followed him. Nuri, following her master's lead, got up as well, not wanting to give into temptation.


The red dragon walked around the village, almost feeling like a giant surrounded with structures made for creatures half her size. Anywhere she went she was met with lusty looks from the kobolds and open invitations to use them however she wanted. Nuri tried her best to ignore these, remembering what her master said about keeping her inner fire keen. The previous talk of the Days of Blossoming didn't help her condition at all. She had attended those events before but was never allowed in the Inner Circle. Still, just remembering those days of debauchery stirred her passions greatly. During her walk she heard what she thought was Cyrus. She followed it until she found a rather large tent. Slightly worried for his condition but mostly curious she entered and was hit with warmth and the scent of mating. She found the black dragon sitting down with his legs spread. Two kobolds, one male and one female, were kneeling in front of him and eagerly licking every inch of the dragon's massive balls as they could. Cyrus himself was holding a female dragon and was about to lower her on his erect dick.


“Master!” Nuri shouted in surprise and frustration. “what was all that about not giving into base desires and keeping the inner flame keen?”


Cyrus gave a short yell in shock, tossing the kobold he held in the air slightly before catching her. He stammered for a moment before speaking. “Well, you see my student, the thing you must remember is that…'' he stopped speaking for a moment to let out a shudder and moan. He looked down at the two between his legs “Can you guys give me a moment please?” The two seemed to be genuinely saddened that they had to stop their task, but did as they were asked.


The larger dragon addressed his pupil again. “As I was saying, a warrior can enjoy themselves. It's just important that these things cannot be taken to excess or enjoyed too often.”


Nuri raised an eyebrow at this, thinking it an excuse. Cyrus gave her an awkward smile in return. She then felt something warm on her leg and saw that a kobold had begun to hump at her leg. She shrugged and walked out of the tent, kobold still mounted on her, before yelling out “Who wants a face full of dragon coochie?” She was greeted by a chorus of many voices shouting “me!”


With a sigh of relief Cyrus addressed the dragon he was holding. “Are you sure you can'' he paused for a moment “accept what I can offer? I fear our sizes are not compatible.”


The held kobold giggled “don't worry, master dragon. I have trained for this moment.” She said as she pointed to a corner of the tent. There was a sculpture of a dragon penis, looking much like Cyrus’ own. At the sight and thought of creatures using that his own dick gave a twitch. Seeing this a sigh the two kobolds continued to give Cyrus a tough licking. He shuddered and began to lower the kobold on his erection.


He started slowly, still worrying for her wellbeing. He found her to be tight, but not to a distressing degree. The kobold herself gave only encouragement so he decided to give her what she wanted. He got gradually more rough and fast. He had total controle of the tempo of sex and he was loving it, using the smaller creature as a fleshlight. He looked around and saw all the faces around him filled with approving lust. He continued this for some time eventually finding himself reaching climax and giving a loud roar. His balls clenched upwards as he came, filling the kobold with his seed. He panted and let the smaller creature rest besides him. After some heavy breathing she clutched his arm “I hope a great warrior like you can ‘fight’ on after that.” His heart skipped a beat, already feeling his inner flame rekindling. Looking up he saw a few other kobolds poking their heads in the tent, hungry looks in their eyes. Cyrus let out a silent prayer for endurance.




After some time, neither dragon was in a position to keep track of time well, the duo left the village on shaking legs. They barely got out of view of the small town before both slumped to the ground. “What were we heading towards again?” Cyrus asked.


It took a moment before Nuri could honestly remember “magic hammer.”


“ah yes. We shall proceed. And remember, every step of the journey can be used as a form of training.” 


Nuri looked back incredulously “what were we training back there?”


“Stamina” the master said confidently.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Low Blow Quest chapter 8

  "I'm just saying she went to cannibalism really fast. She probably really wanted to eat em beforehand" Morn said as she walked. The group had found the Devil's Valley. That was the easy part. The hard part was finding the stone gate leading to where the demonic club was being kept.


Pinching the bridge of her nose Kuni was exasperated. "Can you please not accuse my goddess of such things." 


With a clattering of teeth the skull wizard, Kozor, spoke up "I can't imagine angering the divine being a particularly good idea."


Putting up her hands the orc concluded. "Fine fine, if both of you are so scared of a little goddess I'll stop. Changing the subject because you are cowards, are all oni affected by this curse?"


Happy that divine retribution was no longer a threat the crimson woman responded "Not all of them, no. The oni are scattered and rare people. I've been to other tribes but they do not share our affliction. Members of my Newhalf tribe are generally seen as cursed and not welcome. They have their own version of my story. It's more of my tribe commiting a great sin and being punished. I do not buy into it."


Morn put a hand on her red friend's shoulder. "I can imagine it's hard to get a straight answer from people you can never meet."


Kuni was unsure if she referred to the goddess or the other tribes, but the sentiment was appreciated. 


"Lovebirds, looks like we are in the vault." Kozor said


"How are you so sure?" asked the orc, looking down at her hip where the skull was tied. 


"Now, I may not have eyes anymore but even I can see the open door."


Feeling a gush of wind coming on the green woman looked around and just as the wizard said there was an impressively large stone gate, now wide open. There were markings all over the open doors. The passageway itself led to a comparatively smaller hallway, barely large enough to accommodate a fully grown ork to stand upright.


"Bring me closer to the markings. I might be able to read this." Said the undead wizard.


After unlatching him the orc held him up to get a clear view of one of the doors. She looked over the oni "at least this saves us the trouble of opening the dang thing."


"It may also save us the trouble of finding the club too, if someone was already here."


After some muttering the skull spoke. "I can only make out some of this. It's the usual 'danger, keep out, all who enter are damned' sort of thing. More importantly this is the writing style of the Dixron."


Stifling a snicker Morn responded. "never heard of em."


"Not surprising" Kozor said "but to be fair not much is known about them. All that is left of them are these vaults, all holding dangerous items. Most likely they wanted to lock them away from the rest of the world. It's impossible to tell exactly how long this club has been in here. Could be thousands of years old. Maybe even more."


"All I care about is if it's magic." Morn said with a shrug.


"Magic is subject to age too. It may not be as strong as it was back when it was first locked up."


The orc got worried that this journey may all be for nothing but she dispelled the thought. "Gawking around here won't do us any good. Let's just find this damned thing and head back to my lizard master. I wanna punch fire already." The excitement in the woman's voice as almost palpable. The whole group stopped dead in their tracks when they heard a voice cry out from deeper in the dungeon. Morn held the wizard's skull out in front of her, using his glowing eyes as a lantern. They were able to make out a pair of legs dangling from a hole in a wall. 


"A little help here please!" The voice called out once more.


"Is that a Dixron?" Kuni asked, getting closer. 


Morn shone the skull closer, revealing the legs were clad in all black. The creature wore simple sandals. The bottom of the creature was very notable too. It had black pants covering it, the hips had no fabric over them, leaving green flesh exposed. The hips themselves were very wide, being greater than Morn or Kuni. The legs were not long, being half the length of an average human. What transfixed all involved was the behind of the creature itself. With each kick from the stuck person the fat ass cheeks jiggled and wobbled in an almost hypnotic display. The hole it was stuck in being only half the width of her hips, making this a truly hopeless display. 


"That is for sure a goblin." Morn stated matter of factly.


If Kozor had eyebrows he would raise one "how can you be so sure?"


"I had one of these big green asses in my face not too long ago." She stated without a hint of shame. 


"Will you stop staring at my ass and pull me out?" the goblin said, with some annoyance in her voice.


The taller green woman and red woman looked at each other and shrugged. Each grabbed a foot and pulled.


It took some effort but they pulled out the goblin. She fell to the ground, but with surprising grace she recovered and stood upright. The greenskin girl stood just a little higher than the two adventurers belly buttons. Her weight distribution was very bottom heavy, with her wide round hips being her widest point by far. Her clothing wasn't tight but a pot belly was noticeable, as were her small breasts. Her outfit was very dark with her cleavage exposed through part of her top being fishnet. She had various pouches on her person, and holstered on her hip was a sharp sickle chained to a metal weight. Her face was half covered by a cloth and her hair was pulled back into a short ponytail.


She pulled her mask down, showing a pointy teeth in a big grin. "Many thanks, my tall friends. Glysh is my name, master rogue."


"Why was a master rogue stuck in a wall?" the skull asked, still held up by Morn.


"Ah, an orc necromancer, most impressive." Said the short woman. "I was looking for a shortcut to the end, sometimes dungeons have them." She said as she picks up a small backpack hidden behind a pile of rubble.


"Don't give her credit for my magic, damnit!" Kozor yelled. He was quickly silenced by Morn clamping his jaw shut.


"How about you get more credit when you can cast a spell more often than once a couple days?" 


The skull, for his part, tried to voice a protest but it was stopped by Morn keeping his mouth shut. They were all interrupted by hearing a new yell. 


"There she is!"


The trio of women turned their heads to the entrance of the dungeon. They saw five humans, each of them dressed in the yellow and white of the golden order. Each of them drew a sword. There were two women and three men. A blond male pointed towards Morn and yelled again. "She's the one with the bounty on her."


"Not these assholes." Muttered the goblin as she drew her weapon. 


The oni drew her axe and asked "you know them?"


"Not them personally, but these Golden Order fucks stiffed me on a job and then tried to turn me stiff as a board."


Morn got confused "goblins have the same curse as oni?"


The skull clattered furiously "we have bad guys with weapons here, can we chat later?"


Morn didn't have time to holster the wizard and was forced to just drop him to effectively hold her spear. The two groups charged at each other, with the skeleton being kicked up by mistake. He flew through the air, cursing and screaming all the way. He found himself flying towards a male Order grunt and opened his jaws, hoping to hurt him as much as he could. When he felt he hit the human he clamped his mouth shut. A surprisingly high pitch yell was his reward, as well was the sound of a metal sword clanking on the ground. With a bit of a shock he found he had bit down on the blond man's groin. Under normal circumstances he would be appalled by this, but since it was a Golden Order goon, he decided to keep biting.


Morn jabbed her spear forward, only for a female Order grunt to deftly dodge out of the way each time. She yelled in frustration and stabbed out once more, only for her enemy to bring her sword down, cutting off the spearhead. "It won't do you much good now, greenskin!'' The orc simply pulled her ruined spear back and jabbed it forward again, catching the woman in the mid section as she gloated and pinned her against a wall. The strike had hit the human where one of her ovaries. The small sensitive organ was compressed to near popping inside her body. Instantly she fell to her knees in more pain than she previously thought possible.


The blond man screamed and ran, confused and in too much pain to think clearly. He looked to his companions but each was already locked in battle with their own foes. with tears in his eyes he reached his hands down, putting them between the jaws of the angry skull. With great effort he was able to pry its mouth open. A wave of relief washed over him as the pain in his groin temporarily subsided. This was short-lived as the skull bit down again, this time crunching the man's fingers on one hand. Once more he screamed and ran.


Glysh spun the chain attached to the metal weight above her head. The golden order soldier kept his distance, not sure how to battle a foe with this type of weapon. The goblin swung forward the chain wrapping around her foes sword. With a smirk she yanked back as hard as she could. Her smirk vanished when the man kept his grip on his blade. This time he reached a hand forward and grabbed the chain, dragging the goblin closer to him. The smaller greenskin struggled, but found herself being drawn to him. She looked behind the man and found something that would help her. She let go of her weapon, causing the man to stumble backwards. He lost his footing and fell onto his back. Glysh lept up and slammed her ass down on the man's gut. The force of the impact forced all the air from his lungs and he struggled to breathe. She straightened her hand and chopped at the man's neck, knocking him out.


The blonde man tripped and fell on the ground, the pain in his fingers being overwhelming. Panicking he waved his hand in the air, hoping the skull would come off from the force. He looked around frantically and found his salvation. a sizable enough boulder lay on the ground. He reeled his hand back, hoping to break the bone of the skeleton biting him. Kozor saw what the man was planning and let go halfway as he was being swung down, to roll away a few feet unharmed. The man realized this too late, smashing his already injured hand against the stone with a crunch. He simply curled up, defeated.


Kuni swung her axe in a wide arc, keeping the two goons who faced her at bay. "Shall I let you run off and get more friends?" she bellowed, as another swing almost took the head off of one golden order man. The golden order woman stabbed her blade forward, cutting the oni on the hand. She dropped her axe as she reeled in pain. The two humans were emboldened by their strike and moved in. The oni growled in anger and moved in as well, grabbing both of her opponents faces. With all of her strength she threw both of them forward. They both struck the floor on their backs. Kuni ran forward and leapt into the air. She leaned back and extended her elbows to either side of her. The crimson woman slammed down her elbows as hard as she could on both human crotches. With the combination of oni strength and weight both Golden Order troops were reduced to blithering messes. 


Morn gathered her wizard companion and picked him up by the top of his head. "You beat someone's ass when you are only a head. Respect."


"Many thanks, my green friend. Don't suppose you'd let me possess you when I regain my strength?"


"Don't push it." Morn said sternly. "But we still have one baddie here conscious, what should we do with him?"


The three women gathered around the bitten man. He cradled his hand, and sat on his rear, looking pleadingly at the colorful ladies.


"Suppose one quick chop will do him in. I won't mind doing it." Kuni said, hefting her axe on her shoulder.


The goblin stepped in. "You lack creativity. I know something way worse for this dick." 


The human was about to speak, but his speech was cut off as Glysh tossed the metal weight into his groin. The weight itself faintly glowed and soon the man's crotch did as well. 


"Wretched sinner, curse on you until you repent!" the goblin said, with a wicked grin. The bulge in the man's pants seemed to shrink rapidly and flatten out.


The human curled up, holding his aching manhood. It wasn't long until his pained moan turned into panicked yells of "It burns!"


"Did you break something?" Morn asked


"Just his pride." The small greenskin said as she yanked off the human's pants. The three women were greeted by the sight of an embarrassingly small set of dick and balls. "what did you do?" Stammered the blond man


"I cursed you! my weapon has the ability to shrink parts of anatomy" she said with a snicker "and your manhood will remain like this unless you go without misdeed for a whole month. And I can assure you that staying with the Golden Order or helping your pals to try and seek us out again will count as a misdeed."


The skull clattered. "ya know, I died once. It's not too terrible."


Morn held his mouth shut "this is way more cruel."


The goblin moved further into the cave and returned with a gold coin balanced on her sickle. "Here, a little something to further motivate you in the right direction. Now gather your pals and fuck off."


Putting his pants back on he helped his friends limp off.


"Any reason you chose to give him money?" Kuni asked with a raised eyebrow.


"I put a charm on a poisoned mushroom to look like money. He won't realize until about an hour. Dudes gonna have a wicked bad rash soon enough. Besides, I already swiped the coin the rest of the group had when they were down."


Morn laughed. "How would you like to join us on our quest to get the demonic club? We could use someone like you."


The goblin shrugged. "I just wanted it to sell it off. if I hang with you and fight more Golden Dickwads I could for sure make some more cash. I'll tag along until the money dries up."


"Awesome" the skull was able to speak through a small gap in his teeth "we have three flavors of bimbo here."


"Four" Morn said with a smirk, "you're the one who had a dick in his mouth."


Kozor was about to speak, but any smartass words died befor they could leave his mouth. "Fair."

Journeys of Cyrus: first part

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