Space Cop Lexie 1

The galaxy is a vast place, full of an intricate network of works and civilizations all trying to do the impossible; cohabitation. Those in charge of keeping the universe unified is the Galactic Police Force. There are many divisions, from standard boots on ground law enforcement to keep individual Sectors in line to more specialized response units. Lexie was a member of one such a unit, the Special Operations And Pursuit unit, for when speed or a delicate touch were needed. Between assignments these officers were expected to enforce the laws of each sector to the best of their abilities. Lexie was new to Sector LB7G, where he was informed the headquarters would be summoning him soon. He was a member of the Lepus species, an agile furred  species very well known for their long ears and strong legs, with a face that looks very much like an earth human besides the cute bunny nose and fur. They very much do not appreciate being compared to bunny rabbits of earth. Currently the cop was leaning on his hover bike, the latest and fastest model the GPD had to offer. It currently hovered a few inches off the ground, displacing the dirt underneath as the engines were idoling. The rabbit cop currently looked at a holographic screen being displayed by his AI drone, the new Criminal Busting Technology. It was round, being egg shaped and a colored a shade of light blue save for the round ‘eye’ that served several functions such as scanning or recording visual data, and held aloft in the air via anti gravity tech.  Lexie was looking over the data, getting familiar with laws specific to LB7G, as each sector needed some unique rules to keep order. He currently was off the main road, an empty field with only trees and a paved street around him.

“You know.” A androgynous robotic voice emitted from the round robot “Most organics take it easy with their time off.”

“If Im assigned to a sector I have to know the local laws.” Lexie spoke, voice more devoid of emotion.

“Sometimes I forget which one of us is robotic, at least you could take in some local scenery.”

No sooner had he finished reading about maximum speed limit did a vehicle zoom past him. With a sigh the officer put on his helmet. CBT latched onto the bike, slotting into the seat of the speeder bike. With a kick of the ignition the bike roared to life, engines ready for pursuit. 

Wayne cruised in his beat up junker. The radio was picking up a local broadcast and was blasting a groove that the human never heard before but was grooving to all the same, with one hand on the steering wheel of his hover car slapping along to the beat. He lamented that the language of the band was unknown to him and wouldn't be able to look up their discography. Maybe if he humed the beat to a music store they could help him. He reached a free hand towards his soda to drain the last drops the clung to the bottom of the can. He almost spit those out as he saw the flashing red and blue lights behind him. He slowed his vehicle and pulled over off the side of the road, which was still paved black as this planet needed terrestrial  vehicles. The man put his car in park, metal legs screeching as they deployed to keep the rest of the vehicle off the ground as the engines winded down. He moved his rear view mirror to look at himself, adjusting his beanie and trying to quickly straighten his long hair as quickly as possible, it never hurts to look your best in these situations. He was not prepared for how the officer looked.

"License and registration, please." Lexie asked, his tone calm and professional. 

The human was stunned to silence for a moment as he had never seen a police officer in such a revealing outfit. Lexie was sporting a skin tight blue fabric that covered his torso, crotch, and not much else. Black materials separated the body of the suit up to the top of his neck, most likely allowing for an airtight seal when his helm is applied. His body was lean yet athletic, with compact muscle obvious even through his gray blue fur. Wayne did steal a quick glance at the rabbit's groin, seeing that whatever the uniform was made out of did not leave much to the imagination, practically giving an outline of his smaller than average dick and balls. He had the official GPD badge pinned over his heart and a blaster pistol holstered at his hip so this must be a real cop. The bunny cleared his throat, snapping the human back to reality. "Yes, sorry, officer." He produced the items and handed them over, to which the officer scanned them with his data pad. "Just never seen an officer, ya know, looking like that."

"What does that mean?" Lexie asked, holding the given documentation for CBT to scan. 

"Well, I mean your uniform is just different." His voice grew nervous, not wanting to piss off the man who could write him a ticket.

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The officer handed back the license and registration, voice not showing any emotion and keeping things professional. 

"I’m guessing too fast?" With a chuckle. "I'm sorry sir, I'm not from this quadrant, I did not know the speed limit for this planet."

Not missing a beat the officer’s long ears dipped down some. "And what planet allowed the speed you were going?"

The human sunk into himself. "Not my home planet. I'm very sorry, sir."

"Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle?"

"Sure, yeah."

Lexie eyed up the man, his record showed no major crimes, just a failure to yield a few years back. The human was dressed in fashion typical for members of that species, blue jeans and a shirt with script written on it that he couldn't make out fully. He also wore a beanie with several plastic pins attached. His body and build was what was normal for that of an earthling, pinkish skin with a few tufts of fur around his chin. Peering into the vehicle the officer figured that the worst he would find inside would be old food not cleaned from the carpet. While the human stood a few inches taller he still looked nervous. Lexie sniffed, not smelling any intoxicant on his breath. Likewise his eyes were clear and not bloodshot at all, so he was most likely sober. 

"Well, you were not going at a ludicrous speed, and you were not putting anyone's life in danger so I'll give you a choice. I can write you a ticket or just give you a warning."

Wayne stood silent for a moment, his brain quickly trying to detect any sort of trap. Why wouldn't he choose the warning? “Um, I'll take the warning?” He didn't have the confidence to not make that a question as even as he said it he felt like he was making a mistake. 

If the AI had the physical capability to cringe it would. Lexie gently pushed CBT aside, knowing that it would not need to issue any sort of citation. Wayne let out an audible sigh of relief.

“Please put your hands on the hood of your vehicle and spread your legs.” 

The human was confused at this demand. However he was new to this area, perhaps they gave a pat down to make sure people don't have anything illegal on them. He was still too happy about dodging a mark on his record and not needing to pay a fine so he did as instructed. He readied himself for a quick awkward frisking then he would be on his way. Besides, this cop was kinda cute, there would definitely be worse options for a person to get handsy with him. As soon as this thought was made, his groin exploded in agony, feeling a fured foot slam between his legs and compressing his testicles upwards to his pelvis. Wayne was no stranger to nut shots, his days in college with his buds had engaged in many such pranks involving groin hitting, but those were among fellow humans, clearly this rabbit had much more leg strength. The human’s arms gave out and his face pressed against the hood of his hover car. Next his legs failed him and he slumped fully to the ground, his hands desperately trying to cradle his aching manhood. His brain failed to think of anything other than the agony he was in as he started to cough repeatedly. 

His mind flashed back to when he got into an honest fight and his opponent had full on punted him as hard as he was able, but even that didn't hurt nearly as much. The cop didn't look like he had enough muscle to hit that hard or fast.

The AI bobbed in the air, voice sympathetic. “There are times I am happy I am inorganic.”

Eventually he was able to force himself to the side and through tear blurred vision he looked up at the officer, who simply watched with crossed arms. His ears were standing straight up, indicating some level of excitement, even if his face remained as devoid of emotion as ever. Wayne heaved, trying to avoid puking “Why?”

“You chose a warning, in this case a corporal punishment. Most people choose the ticket seeing as how I'm a Lepus. I made sure to go easy on you, but I hope you think next time you break the law, unless you want to risk breaking something else.”

“That was easy?” The human asked, completely flabbergasted. 

The only answer he got was a nod of the head and the deadly serious expression on the bunny’s face let the human know that he could have kicked much harder. Despite the fact that his nuts throbbed in agony he felt a small amount of gratitude that they were both still intact. Lexie’s ear twitched at the ring from CBT. The officer had a quick conversation with whoever was contacting him, but Wayne was in too much pain to pay attention. He was brought back to reality when the officer squatted next to him, giving view to his less than impressive sized package as it strained against the fabric of his suit. “I'm being called to headquarters. Are you alright on your own?”

“Just buzz off.” He croaked out, biting back more choice words. 

The officer stood to his full height and walked back to his bike, accidentally letting the human see how much of his rabbit ass was shown off in his uniform, the fabric having ridden up to almost form a wedgie to allow all of the rump to flex as he walked. If the situation was better Wayne may have enjoyed the sight. The rabbit placed his clear dome helmet over his head, folding his ears back to let them fit in. CBT took its position at the seat of the bike, with Lexie resting his crotch on top of the round robot. Leaning forward he straddled the vehicle, with his rump now the highest point on the vehicle. With red and blue lights flashing the cop flew upward. 

“Damn it, why couldn't he kick him again?” The raccoon sighed as her still wet finger rubbing at her vagina. “He usually busts a lot more in each episode.”

Gnash Panda, the radical raccoon sit in front of a tv screen as it scrolled upwards with names of animators and translators. 

“Just needed one more kick, or at least another shot of  his crotch in that tight little uniform.” She sighed to herself as she attempted to conjure the memories in her head to help her finish. Her heart skipped a beat when a pounding at her bedroom door startled her. 

“Keep it down when you watch your japanese porn cartoon!” Thrash Panda yelled, his voice a mixture of embarrassed and annoyed. 

“Shut up! Its not a cartoon, its an anime!” She caught herself, yelling lower to catch herself. “And its not porn! its ecchi at the most!”

“Whatever nerd, just try to pipe down.” Footsteps told her that she was alone again.

Gnash growned, maybe next weeks episode will be more fulfilling.