Sunday, June 23, 2024

Criminal Tails 1


The first rays of the morning sun pierced the highrise windows, splashing on the face of the sleeping rat man. He stirred as the unwelcomed light caused a hangover induced headache to spawn. Monroe sat up, feeling like rest was over for him. Sitting up he stretched, feeling his back cracking. He only had a fuzzy idea as to what happened last night because what he did remember was a lot of drinking. He peeled off his silky blankets and scooted to the end of his bed. Looking back he could see his wonderful maid while soundly asleep in the bed.


Nebula was his name and he had been employed for some time by Monroe, mostly as a maid but he also served many other roles as well. His jet black fur covered a feminine and sleek body. He was totally nude, save for a red ribbon he kept tied to the base of his tail. Monroe almost felt disappointed that the tail was positioned in a way that blocked his view of the maid’s tight rump. He entertained the idea of moving it, but decided to let his employee get some rest. He made his way to the bathroom.


The pitter patter of his bare feet sounded as he moved to the shower, activating it and allowing it to run for a moment to get to the hot temperature he liked. As he waited he looked at himself in the mirror. He couldn't help but to crack a smile seeing his cream colored fur had a patchwork of kiss marks on it, mostly on his belly and thigh. His dick had rings of lipstick on it, so he knew for a fact he had fun last night. Just the thought of it was enough to have the organ begin to throb to life. The rodent entered the shower, enjoying the feeling of the steamy water hitting his fur. He looked down and again the image of the lipstick on his body turned him on. He thought about jerking off, but chose against it, as he would need to save that energy for better uses.


He walked out of the bathroom wearing only a bathrobe. He was pleased to see Nebula working hard in the kitchen. He couldn't work out exactly what it was by visuals, but it smelled amazing and that's what he really cared about. He was also happy to see that his maid chose to only wear an apron , and the horse's swinging tail allowed Monre a view of that tight rump at last. 


Looking around at the penthouse Monroe enjoyed the sight of his lavish abode. Multiple golden statues of nude figures held up lights. Each one was styled in the image of people important in his life. There was a busty eagle, a large muscular dagon, and even a mean looking orc. Red curtains were drawn to allow him a view of the city. As silly an idea as it was, he enjoyed the knowledge that he was basically exposing himself to the whole city. The rat made his way to the dining room table, a long and elegant marble table that would normally be used to host large parties only had the lone diner in it. As he sat he felt an odd bulge in the pocket of his bathrobe. He saw it was stuffed with cash. He did remember he was counting some of his money, but got distracted by yesterday’s festivities.  He was counting out some he would be needing for later today, knowing he would be paying Cyrus a visit. He fished them all out and laid them on the table to stack in a neat row. He easily counted a couple hundred thousand, not much in the grand scheme of things but good pocket money to have. He was disturbed from his counting as he felt a warm wet sensation on his crotch. He looked down and saw Nebula had crawled between his legs and was gently kissing his penis.


“I thought you were cooking.”


The maid planted a slow kiss on the head of his employer’s dick, making him shudder in delight.


“But daddy.” He cood. “I couldn't stay away from you. I'm still horny from yesterday.”


A smirk split the rat's lips. Nebula knew that Monreo was weak to this kind of dirty talk, and Monroe knew he was being played. Of course he liked to be played.


“You should get back to cooking, like a good maid.” Monroe lied, but he enjoyed this little roleplay too much. Disciplining a naughty maid was the best way to start one’s day.


“Oh yeah?” The horse said, sticking his ass out as far as he could to make sure Monreo got a good view. “What are you going to do if I keep sucking daddy’s fat cock?” He said, slapping his employer's dick against his cheek.


The rat was fully erect at this point, as he was already revved up earlier in the morning. He stood up, guiding Nebula to do so as well. He pushed the maid down so he was bent over the table, harshly but not too hard. Monroe ran a hand from the back of the horse’s head to the base of his tail, fingers dancing across every little detail of the jet black furred body. This elicited a moan from the main.


“Looks like daddy needs to remind you why he's in charge.” He slapped his cock against the ass of the maid, enjoying the firmness of it. The rat pulled on the horse's tail to position his ass.


“Pulling my tail, you're such a meanie!” Whine Nebula.


“Don't pretend you don't love it.” Monroe moved his dick to line up with his maid’s hole and started to push. His penis was already lubricated from the blowjob relief so it slid inside without too much issue. Still, Nebula let out a lusty moan, feeling his throbbing hard dick inside. The rat didn't go too fast at first, letting the maid get adjusted to his size for a moment. He couldn't wait too long and started to pick up the pace, pushing his dick all the way to the base. Monroe could feel his balls slapping against the horse’s. While the maid dressed feminine he was packing a lot downstairs. 


Nebula writhed on the table, pushing the piles of money to the ground recklessly. Monroe did love the sight of it, and it only encouraged him to go harder. Grabbing the horse by the hips he kept going, controlling the pace exactly as he liked it. Which is needless to say fast and wild. The penthouse echoed with the sounds of flesh hitting flesh.


The inevitable moment came when Monroe climaxed, pulling the maid in close to cum deeply inside him. Nebula screamed in delight, loving the warm sensation of his boss’ hot seed. He kept it inside, enjoying the knowledge of how filled up the maid was. Eventually he pulled out, letting it leak to the floor. 


Nebula breathed heavily. “Is there anything else you need, Daddy?”

“You got me all messy, so clean me up.”


Dutifully the maid did as he was told, turning and giving Monroe's still hard dick long licks to gobble up every drop of cum. The rat sighed, whatever he paid his maid wasn't enough.




Monroe took his helicopter to his offices. He had several legitimate businesses, ranging from construction to restaurants. This while this brought in good money it was only for keeping up appearances. The real money comes in from his illegal operations. 


The vehicle landed on the rooftop of the tower and even when the blades stopped spinning the wind howled past the rodent’s head, blowing his long curly hair back. He stepped out, this tailored suit feeling snug in all the right places as he moved to greet his personal secretary. 


“Late as usual I see.” Samantha chided. While she had a serious tone she only meant to tease her boss. 


Monroe could only offer up a shrug. “I was held up this morning.” He looked at his secretary. She stood a full head taller than the rat, which he appreciated as that meant her ample bust was all the closer to his face. She was an eagle and dressed in a particularly revealing skirt and dress shirt. Her top was unbuttoned enough to allow most of her breasts to be shown, as well as her red frilly bra. Her skirt was tight and hugged her very well. While she was definitely more top heavy her hips were wonderfully wide.


“Held up?” She asked, turning on her heels and walking inside and expecting her boss to follow. “I take it to mean you got into some bondage play this morning then?”


Monroe did follow, happy that her skirt was high enough to allow a peek at her butt and matching red frilly panties. The two walked indoors, to the rat’s main office. It was just as lavish as his penthouse, with black marble flooring and gold trim windows allowing him a wonderful view of the city. While it looked great in the daytime, the sights were even better at night. He chose not to sit on his office chair. Even if it was heated, cushioned, and could vibrate for a massage, he knew he would be getting right back up soon enough. He settled for leaning his rump on the edge of the table, a classy mahogany desk. 


Samantha peered at her table, flicking her fingers to pull up information. “Our cyborganic initiative is working out well. Cyborgs being the hot new things lets us place our prostitutes into influential areas. No one suspects that their eyes can record video so well, Monroe.”


The rat chuckled, pushing himself up and walking towards his secretary. He remembered when she was a male eagle. Of course she was hired first and foremost for her intelligence and willingness to break a few laws. As his organization had excellent healthcare the transition operation was no issue at all. Monroe was overjoyed to see how happy Samantha was with her new look. He was happy as well, but for different reasons. 


Moving behind his secretary he wrapped his arms around her, pressing his crotch against her ass. Ever the professional she continued. 


“We have got some very compromising footage of that senator who's been campaigning against you.”


Monroe brushed his head against her under arm and side boob. “Pull it up for me.” 


His brow raised when the screen sprung to life, showing something that even he was surprised by. “Very creative. Send me that file for later, and let him know that if he doesn't want anyone else to see it he should back off.”


“Yes sir. Care of the Rat Bastard.”


Samantha walked off, leaving the rodent behind for a moment. Rat Bastard Monroe’s criminal name, the almost supervillain behind so much of the world’s prostitution and drug dealing. He kept some standards, taking good care of those in his employ and never pushing drugs in schools.


The secretary sat at the boss’ desk, slowly and deliberately placing one leg after the other on his table. Her long legs were covered in a semi transparent stocking, allowing a view of her toned limbs. Monroe’s eye glided across them, from the tip of her high heels to her hips. She tried to keep her detached tone, but a smirk played across her lips as she knew how badly her boss wanted her. 


“Reports show that we are making good progress breaking into Asia and South America. We are setting up businesses there with minimal issues.”


Monreo walked closer, and Samantha lifted one leg, waving her foot across the rat’s face and then hooking it around his waist. She pulled the man closer, the tent in his pants digging into her cleavage. He undid his pants, pushing his silk thong aside to let his dick spring fully out. It nestled between the woman’s breasts. “Any other business matters to attend to?”

The eagle pushed her chest up, letting her boss hump them. She felt gratitude to him as his company did pay for them. Mostly she just loved to use her new body. “Cyrus did leave a message for you. He has something special to show you at his club. Refused to give any more details.”

“That tease.” Monre joked as he kept sliding his dick between the woman’s boobs. Her bra and top pushed the mounds together, giving an excellent sense of pressure. He kept going until he felt the first trickle of pre cum drip out, leaving a spot on her chest. 


“Stand up against the window.”


“The window?” She asked, worried. “But it feels like everyone can see us.”


“Let them. We will give them a hell of a show.” 


She was hesitant at first, but complied. The eagle pressed both hands against the glass window and stuck her ass out. Monre walked behind her, enjoying the sight of the whole city being made to witness him and the tail feathers of the eagle. He pushed aside her panties and guided his dick to her vagina. It slid in easy, her wetness testament to how much she enjoyed this as well. She gasped at first, the rat’s size being much larger than average and giving her a pleasurable pain. He fucked faster, tilting his body to see her huge breasts in the window’s reflection. With each thrust her nipples slipped out more and more, until finally slipped out fully and began to bounce around freely.


He leaned forward, reaching a hand to cup one of her breasts and delighting in the heft of them. He gave it a hard squeeze. At that he pulled her up, pressing her whole body against the glass. He only wished he could see how her fat tits looked pressed up on the window. 


She let out a scream of pleasure, her breath fogging up the glass. Despite herself the knowledge that anyone could be looking up at her turned her on like crazy. Monroe felt it too and before too long he felt himself climax. His balls clenched as shot rope after rope of cum into the eagle’s vagina. He could already feel some of it falling to the ground already.


This was not the first time he had made such a mess in his office, but it would always be clean for him whenever he returned. He pulled out, giving a huff of satisfaction. Seeing the smudges the eagle’s body made on his window he smiled. “Make sure that it does not get cleaned.”


Monroe wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. He looked out the dirty window, again feeling a deep sense of satisfaction knowing everyone below him could be looking at his junk. After the excitement his penis started to get soft. 


“Oh boss.” A sweet and enticing voice called out. Turning the rat saw that Samantha was sitting comfortably on his desk, her vagina still leaking some of his seed. 


“Come over here and take off my shoes.” She didn't mince words, she didn't need to. She had what he wanted and she felt like she was in control. 


Dutifully Monroe walked towards her, the click of his leather shoes echoing in the office. He got down on one knee and took her left foot in both of his hands. Running his fingers over the soft nylon of her leggings until he reached her foot, gingerly removing the heel. Revealed was her bare claw, it unfurled, with the rough skin and dangerous looking talons. She flexed the digits, giving off a small crack as the joints that had been forced to be still for so long finally moved. Monroe repeated the process, this time much slower with the other leg. He enjoyed the feeling of the stockings, feeling the softness of the material amplified by the feathers underneath. He reached the foot again, noting that the nylon ended at her ankle and allowed her feet to be bare. He did also note the scent of her claws, it was clear she was working up a sweat as well. 


She gracefully moved her claw underneath his chin and guided him upward until he was standing. Samantha had to lean back and support her body with her arms but she kept her claw at his face. 


“Such a dirty pervert.” She gently scolded with a smile. “Sniffing a woman’s foot like that.”


She moved her other foot down to his crotch, the claws slowly collapsing around his already stiffening penis. Monroe did not need any prompting, he was hungry to taste her. He lowered his head and let a long slow lick the claw at his face. The pungent taste of her sweat enticed him and he knew he had to keep it going. Samantha let out a shudder at this, seeing that she was basically being worshiped like this. She jerked him off faster with her free claw, wanting to encourage this behavior. His penis was still wet both from his own seed and from her own juices. 


Monroe opened his mouth and let his teeth nibble at the claw. It was nowhere near enough to cause damage, but the gentle bite sent a feeling of pleasure and pain to the woman. 


“Fuck.” She practically moaned out. “Get your ass on the table. Now.”


There was clear desire in her tone, and Monroe was plenty happy to see what she had in mind. He did as was told, laying his back down on the desk. Nebula crawled on top of him, and he was expecting her to sit down on his throbbing dick. To his shock and delight she moved further up, until her crotch was hovering above her. While a good amount had leaked out some of his cum reminded, lined the quivering hole with pearls of white. She did not bother with any warning, and it was just the way Monore liked it. Instinctively he took a breath, getting a mouthful of the smell of their sex mixed together. She sat fully on his face, immediately grinding her hips to lay herself fully on him. The rat’s hand shot to the woman’s ass, fingers digging early into the soft supple flesh. This only drove her further.


Monroe licked at her, not caring if his tongue lapped up his own semen. In fact the knowledge he was doing so turned him on more. He could feel his dick twitch with excitement, the dirtiness of it all driving him wild. He expanded his tongue as far as it was able to go, exploring every inch of the woman’s artificial vagina. He loved the taste of his salty cum and her nectar. Had he not known any better he would think it was real. 


Nebula moved up, letting the man get a gulp of air before lowering herself again. She pawed at her own tits, squeezing her nipples and kneading the breasts themselves. Throwing her head back and letting a lusty moan, she finally got up. She couldn't take it anymore and lowered her position to sit on his dick. It slid in very easily, as her vagina was very well lubricated. The eagle was insatiable, putting her hands on either side of the rat’s head as she thrust her body up and down to bounce on his dick. Monroe bit his lip, the pleasure almost overwhelming. With great delight he could feel that her juicy ass was bouncing hard enough to graze his balls. 


He couldn't take much more, he needed to finish soon. Monroe rolled, grabbing the eagle so she would now be on the bottom. Relentlessly he pounded into her.


“I bet you wish you could get me pregnant, right?” Samantha sounded out between moans. “Knock me up and see me with a big baby bump.”


This only made Monroe go even faster. Samantha writhed, knocking over stationary and some electronic equipment. Neither could notice or care, too lost in each other to see the world around him.


The eagle gave one last cry before screaming out. “Think I’ll lay an egg like a bird or live birth like a rat?”


With that Monroe let out a deep primal yell as he thrust one last time, going as deep as he was able and depositing as much into the woman as he was able. While he knew there was no chance of actual pregnancy the very idea drove him completely wild.


“God, you're so good.” He sputtered out, any later sentences being beyond his pleasure fried brain. He let himself linger for a moment and enjoyed the sensation of still being inside her. Eventually he got up and on shaky legs he stood up. He started to move to get some paper towels to clean the two off, but was stopped dead in his tracks as a familiar claw grabbed his leg.


“Only cumming twice? No way can you focus on work like that.” Samantha breathed heavily, she spun on the table, using her feathered hand to grab at the rat’s tail. She pulled just hard enough to hurt a little. The eagle opened her beak wide, diving between the rodents ass cheeks. 


His mouth contorted into a foolish looking ‘O’ shape as the bird's tongue lapped and licked at his hole. While his legs were lacking in strength he forced himself to stay upright, this excitement filling him with newfound strength. He bent forward, allowing the female more easy access to his rump. She reached around his hips and groped at him until she found his penis. Eagerly she started to pump at it. Monroe was a mess, sensation overwhelming him as all he could do was moan like a bitch in heat and run his fingers through his hair and across his face. 


Samantha readjusted her beak moving it so the bottom now cupped at his testicles. She still kept lapping at his anus, the wet warm sensation feeling fantastic. Had the rat not just ejaculated  he would have no doubt had cum again right now.


He looked down, seeing the beak over his balls gave him knowledge that if she so desired she could clamp down and end his time as a man. She wouldn’t but knowing that she could gave him a pang of danger that he loved. She started to add a twisting motion to her jerk off and this was enough to finally push the rat over the edge again. He moaned and writhed. His dick spurted a few more drops out, even his advanced labido  could only produce so much cum in such a short time. It spilled out, landing in a small puddle between his legs.


Samantha pulled back, giving his behind a playful spank. “I expect you will be totally focused on work today.”




Monroe drove his luxurious car. It was the newest model hot off the line in Europe. The power and speed of it was much to the roden’s approval. He parked in front of Cyrus’ club, The Lair, and tossed his keys to the vellet. He fumbled to grab them, but took them and gingerly drove the vehicle to its parking spot. There was a line going all the way around the block to get into the club, the neon lights of the sign illuminating the night street. Even with the doors closed the thumping music could be heard. Monroe walked up to the bouncer, who took a double take upon seeing him. 


“Sir, come right in.” He was an imposing man, a lizard of some kind and built like a brick house. Even if he was almost twice the size of the rodent he still stood up straight and opened the door for him. Monroe was blasted with the sound of dance music and his eyes needed to adjust to the flashing swirling lights. The smell of sweat, alcohol, and chemicals stung his nostrils. Still he walked through the Lair easily, as he had been here many times. It was set up by Cryus under his advice. The dragon made most of his money via mercenary work, cracking skulls as needed. He had done many jobs for the rodent when muscle was needed. Monroe advised the dragon to invest his money into property, and he created this night club. While he made good money from the legal front, most of his cash was earned with his partnership with Rat Bastard. High paying VIPs would get access to the hottest prostitutes and newest drugs. With Cyrus as a middle man the two were in a very profitable business.


Making his way to the VIP section of the club. It was sectioned off into some smaller rooms to allow privacy. He was greeted by the sight of Cryus lounging on a long leather couch. His feet were resting on the glass table in front of him. He chomped on a large cigar as it trailed a line of smoke to the ceiling. On either arm was a gazelle, one older in years and with mass in all the right places, the other was younger and more thin and lean.


“Monroe, how have you been?” The dragon asked, his voice booming even over the music. He moved his feet to the floor and stood. He had on a flashy dark silk suit, accenented  with plenty of golden trim and accessories. His fingers practically glistened with diamonds and precious metals as he reached out to shake the rat’s hand.


“Been real good.” His eyes looked at the gazels. They had on matching outfits, skin tight red dresses that hugged their bodies and showed off every little detail. Monroe smiled, as he knew these two well. “Starlight and Sparkle.” 


The two women gave a bow, leaning forward to initially give off a view of their cleavages. Starlight, the older of the two, was one of Monroe’s first working girls. He had helped her become one of the most desireable and well paid hookers in the city. He had gotten her pregnant and helped fund raising her daughter, Twilight. When she came of age she joined her mother in the profession and the two together formed the most sought after service in the whole city.


“Nothing but the best for my friends.” Cyrus said, with a smile. “These are my top girls and I know you love them especially.” 


The women walked to either side of the rat, guiding him to sit across from the dragon. As he lounged he felt their hands dancing across his chest, their lips gently caressing his body. 


Cyrus snapped his fingers, signaling for a cute slender male gecko to walk in, carrying a briefcase. He placed it on the table and gave a short bow to the black dragon.


“Get us some refreshments, I got a feeling that we will be needing them.” Cyrus said as he gave the gecko a smack on his ass.


With that the dragon took the cigar out of his mouth and stubbed it out onto his palm. It sizzled, but caused him no discomfort. It was a trick the dragon loved to pull, as sometimes it shocked people and he knew it would take a lot more heat than a cigar could provide to hurt him. He opened the case, revealing the contents to his friend. “An old friend from my fighting days cooked this up, calling it Swank. Hits like cocaine, but will let you down a lot more gently when it wears off. Best part is itll shoot your labido  into overdrive.” 


Inside the case were two small bags containing a purple powder. The rat leaned forward to eye them up. “Have you tried it yet?”


“Why do you think I called for refreshments. Youll be so busy fucking you wont remember drink some water.”


Monroe loved the sound of that. 


“I got the staff on standby, so any guy, girl, or anything else you want just says the word and they will be here.”


The dragon made to draw out a line on the table, but the rat stopped him. “Why waste it on a glass top when we have two lovely ladies here.”


Cyrus arched a brow. “What do you mean?”


Monroe stood up, guiding the two women on either side of him to do so as well. He had his hands on the hips of the mother and daughter at the same time. “In Japan they have something called body sushi. You eat your food off of a beautiful person. We can do the same here.”


The dragon laughed, loving the idea. The women were eager to try it out, both disrobing so as to not get their dresses stained. They undressed slowly, knowing the eyes of both the men were upon them. The Daughter pretended to be shy, trying to cover up her naughty bits somewhat as she stripped. She knew men loved when she acted this way, them feeling like they shouldn't be watching added all the more thrill to things. Her body was thin and lithe, the patterns of her fur tantalizingly enticing the eye to glide across her form.  She gave a cute smile as she removed her bra, revealing her perky breasts.


Her mother was much the opposite, her body was much thicker. Her ass wobbled and showed dimples even with her dress on. Her soft stomach moved along with her. While she was advanced in age she was much like a fine wine, her appearance  showcasing every aspect loved in mature women. She was much more shameless, flaunting her body with confidence knowing how desirable she was. She removed her panties, letting it fall to one foot before she kicked it off and letting it land on Monroe’s face. 


The rat took a deep sniff, enjoying the scent of womanhood. There was a reason these two were the most sought after. They could effortlessly put on whatever act they thought would best please the client, with one being shy and the other sultry. Or both shy or sultry. Or any other performance that was needed. They moved to the table, laying on it face down. Cyrus laid out a line of the purple powder on both women, each with one line on one of their butt cheeks. Monroe pulled out his wallet, rolling a pair of hundred dollar bills into tight tubes. Passing one to the dragon each man took a deep breath, sucking in the powder into their nose.


Monroe felt like he was hit with a lightning bolt, energy pumped through him all at once, making him feel like he could move mountains. His comfortable suit suddenly felt like it was made of pure clouds.


“Damn, this is the good shit.” He exclaimed, cleaning the loose bits of the drug from his nose. 


“It's already working wonders.” Cyrus said, pointing to the rat’s crotch. He looked down seeing that his dick was already rock hard. The realization that he was horny as hell hit him all at once, and all he could then think of was pounding something. Taking off his pants as fast as he was able, he hopped on and slid his throbbing member between the fat cheeks of the mother.


The next few moments were a blur, every sensation the rat experienced was heightened so a gentle caress felt like a shot of pure pleasure. I felt like he was easily swapping positions on him, from doggystyle with the daughter to a titjob from the mother. 


Next he was trying his best to hold still while Cyrus put a nice line of Swank onto his still hard dick. The dragon used his scaled hand to hold the member steady as the women put their noses up to his penis to try to inhale as much as possible. With that they too lost any inhibitions and joined Monroe in his sex fueled frenzy. They no longer bothered with their acts and just wanted a hunk of man meat inside them, which Monroe was more than happy to oblige.





Monroe was exhausted. between the morning, the office, and the drugs at the club he was spent. He had to get one of his men to drive him home as he needed to just relax in the back seat. He made his way up to his penthouse and what he saw revitalized him. Nebula was rubbing the feet of his wife, Helen, she was laying on a couch. She had been saying that her feet were swelling up due to her pregnancy. She was showing it, with a baby bump the size of a bowling ball.


“Darling!” She shouted excitedly. She moved to get up to greet her husband, but he hurried over instead so she could stay sitting. “You look like you've had quite the day.”


Monroe took off his jacket, tossing it on a nearby table. His cigars and matches were laid out nearby. He had to smile, even when taking care of his wife Nebula found time to set that up for him. He reached into his wallet, taking a hundred dollar bill from it and striking a match to light up the bill. It took after a moment, and he used that to light up his cigar. He took a deep breath of the Cuban taste and put out the bill and match.

“Cyrus has a new product for us. Once you give birth you have got to try it.”


Just the mention of it caused Helen to rub her belly. She was almost nude, wearing only a fur trimmed bathrobe. While she was Monroe’s wife she was also his mother. She looked much like the crime boss, only more advanced in age and with her hair being straight. 


Chomping on his cigar to hold it in place Monroe once more reached into  his walled, not caring how much he grabbed but happy it was a lot. He walked over to Nebula. “You've been great, take the rest of the week off and get yourself something nice.”


He emphasized this by reaching down the front of his apron to deposit the money, taking time to make sure his hand groped at the maid’s crotch. The horse bit his lip before smiling and getting up. Monroe took his place, sitting on a stool opposite to his mother. While he was sure that Nebula was a better massage artist he knew his way around a foot. 


As the horse made for the door it opened again, revealing a new rodent in his early twenties. 


“Master Sasha.” Nebula gave a short curtsy. “Your dress has been cleaned of all stains as you requested.”


“Thanks! I thought it was done for.”


“It's one of your favorites so I took great care.” With that the horse walked out. 


Sasha gave a wave goodbye then a wave hello to his family. “Mommy, Daddy!” He stood a head shorter than his father, and was the spitting image of him in his younger years. In addition his frame was a bit smaller, and it was accentuated by the lavish and flowing dress he was wearing.


Monroe spared one hand from his task to wave back. “You've been gone for a while, where have you been?” His son partook in the family business and sometimes would go on long parties so it would be hard to guess which it had been. 


The son gave a wide smile. “Well, I have an in with the president. And let's just say he had an ‘in’ with me.” He covered his mouth with his hand and gave a short giggle.


“The president.” Monroe was impressed as a crime boss knowing that he would be able to leverage the most powerful politician in the country, but mostly proud as a father that his son took such initiative. “Pull up a chair, I want to hear every little detail.”



Thursday, June 20, 2024

Lexie Space Cop 3: The bust

Neon signs buzzed overhead, illuminating the dark alleyway. Lexie walked through the streets, his usual police officer attire replaced by civilian clothing. It consisted of shirt and pants, leaving his bare paws exposed to the concrete ground. The smell of liquor, smoke, and worse made his nose scrunch up. A metal briefcase, filled with credits, felt heavy in his hand. To be exchanged for an illegal cyber trip program, a device to give artificial lifeforms a very strong high. He walked side by side with a fellow officer, a hairless humanoid with bright red skin and curling horns. 


“You sure about this, Lexie?”

The rabbit could only sigh. This officer was not cut out for undercover work, but with his cybernetic eye he would be able to record the deal and help convict Ikor. The false eye looked natural and only an advanced scan would be able to show it as false. Likewise part of his arm was cybernetic, allowing a small weapon to be hidden inside, covered in synthetic skin. If they Ikor him in custody he could lead them further up the chain to the Trake or even some information on the Syndicate. However they'd get nothing if his partner lost his cool.


“Just stand there and look tough. Don't say anything and let me lead. If things go real bad we have a squad ready to bust in.”


The partner seemed to calm down at this, the smaller male’s cold demeanor reassuring him. The two entered an apartment complex. It was dingy and smelled of something foul. The duo walked up the stairway to the third flood, neither trusting in the elevator in such a place. Lexie made his way to the agreed upon room. He knocked in a specified pattern. Creaking floorboards were heard as the door slid open. 


A massive reptile towered over Lexie, his immense frame barely fitting in the door frame. His muscles were bulky, barely fitting in his tight black shirt. He glared down at Leixe, who didn't flinch even as he had to crane his neck to meet his gaze. The rabbit could recognize this man from his mugshots. This was Brutus, muscle for hire who's more than happy to do anything if the price is right. He had no current warrants for his arrest, the last case he was caught up in got dismissed in court. The thought alone made the rabbit’s stomach turn, but he did feel more of a sense of satisfaction that he would get evidence of him here.


Lexie made it inside, but was blocked by the lizard's massive hand. He leaned forward, eyeing up both sides of the hallway for anyone else. “Who’s your friend?” He asked, gesturing to the horned officer. 


Before the nervous man could talk Lexie spoke up. “Muscle. I’m carrying a lot of credits, and you're holding them up.”


Despite himself Brutus had to respect the rabbit’s spirit. He held his hand in place for a moment more, if only to assert his authority. Finally he stepped aside, keeping a side on the two newcomers. 


“Ah yes, welcome!” A new voice cried out. A short and stout, almost as wide as he was tall. His skin was eerily featureless and his mouth split into a toothy grin. “Don't mind my associate, he takes his job very seriously.”


The large lizard didn't speak, only crossed his arms and moved to stand besides his charge. Lexie could see a heavy solid slug pistol at the large man’s hip. It was a very large caliber gun and able to fire a wide variety of ammunition, none of which the officer was keen to see in action. The two stood in front of a dingy desk. It was the sole piece of furniture in the apartment. The only thing that wasn't dirty was a window to the outside. Lexie cringed at the idea of anyone living in such a place. The short man placed a small metal box on the table.


“Let's see that money.”


“Lets see the program first.” Lexie stated dryly.


“Uh uh.” The smooth skin said, wagging his finger. “Credits first.”


Lexie eyed both of them. In truth he did not care about the order of operations, he just had to complete the deal to get a conviction. The rabbit complied, placing the case on the desk and opening it.


The smaller man nodded to Brutus, who fingered through the case’s contents to count it.


“A formality, you understand.” The short man stated.


Lexie gave a glance to his companion, who looked to be sweating bullets. As much as the rabbit hated to think it, he wished he could have had that mercenary Cyrus here. At least he wasn't one to lose his cool.


“All there, boss.” The lizard said plainly, shutting the case.


“Ah ha! Lovely!” The small man stated, placing one hand on the box’s lid. “Now what you came here for, some real prime-”


He was cut short when Brutus placed a hand on the box, keeping it shut. “Hold it.”


He looked at the horned officer. “Look me in the eye.”


The cyborg faltered. He was sure he was caught. He attempted to look anywhere else, but a snarl from the lizard forced his attention to him. The two kept eye contact for some time, Brutus unflinching.


The silence was broken when the officer finally snapped, shouting in an almost shrill voice. “GPD, on the ground!” His robotic arm splitting open to reveal a blaster hidden inside. Brutus wasted no time, keeping his grip on the small iron box and kicking the table forward. Lexie and the red officer were propelled backwards and crashed into the wall.


At that one of the walls of the apartment blew open, with several heavily armored riot officers storming in. Each had an electro prod, a lance with a high voltage tip designed to non lethally incapacity any organism or robot. The officers ran in, yelling for the men to surrender. The shorter man snapped his box from Brutus and cowered in the corner of the room. 


The large lizard backed off from the officers. He was confident in his strength, but knew the power the lances had. He quickly reached for his hip, pulling out the pistol. One officer thrust the prod at his wrist, forcing the muscles in his hand to spasm and let the weapon clatter to the ground. The jolt of pain enraged the lizard, letting out a guttural roar. He reached his other hand at the officer’s ankle, gripping it tightly and lifting him upside down. The other officers piled in, each thrusting their lances wherever possible. Brutus twisted his body quickly, never allowing a lance to stay long enough to immobilize him. He used the cop he had in his hand as a makeshift club, the full weight of a fully armored man giving each swing impressive force. 


Lexie coughed , feeling his chest would be sore for a while from the table’s impact. He looked at the cyborg and saw he was breathing but knocked out, seemingly having taken most of the force of the blow. When he fully regained his senses he looked up and saw a scene of chaos. Brutus had knocked over the last officer, tossing his makeshift weapon aside. He then picked up the smaller criminal, carrying him under his arm.

“The credits!” the smooth skin cried.

“No time. Hold on.” 


At that Brutus threw a shoulder at the window and crashed through it, glass and wall. The shorter man screamed as they fell until they hit the ground with an earth shattering thud. 


Lexie stood up, looking down over the newly formed hole. He was surprised to see Brutus, still carrying the smaller man, running off through the alley ways. Lexie looked around and saw every fellow officer incapacitated. He knew he would be on his own here. Climbing down quickly he got to the ground floor and gave chase. 


The giant’s footsteps were easy to follow, even without Lexie’s heightened hearing. He caught up and found the two of them facing a metal slide door. The shorter man was struggling to quickly put in the pass code, nerves over taking him. They were at the end of a wide alley. Brutus turned and saw Lexie and in frustration jammed his fingers into the slit of the doorway and forced it open. 


“Go to the ship. I’ll hold off the little rabbit.” Brutus barked out.


“You're a great guy! We will get you a great lawyer, don't you worry!” The shorter man yammered as he ran through the broken doorway.


Lexie stood tall and looked the lizard in the eye. “Stand aside and maybe I can see about reducing your sentence.”


Brutus let out a mirthless chuckle. “You like to make deals? How about this, you get lost and I won't break you in half, little rabbit.”


The officer knew that wouldn't work, but had to try it. He got down low, and tried to sprint past the larger man. His body was through the doorway when he felt an iron grip on his leg. All of his forward momentum was stopped and he felt himself being flung through the air. He crashed into a pile of garbage, which did much to cushion  his fall. 


Lexie got to his feet, definitely looking at the lizard.


“You won't be getting by me that easily.”


The officer took up a fighting stance, which Brutus met with an eager smile. “Keep me entertained, little rabbit.”


Lexie eyed up his opponent, hoping to think up something that would give him an edge. The lizard was twice as tall as him and four times as heavy by the looks of it. His body bulged with bulky muscles that flexed with every little movement. The rabbit could also see that his shirt and pants had taken some damage, revealing more of his body. A section of his inner thigh was exposed, as well as a good section of his chest to show off his chest. His pectoral muscles were huge, no doubt firm yet soft to the touch. He could help but imagine the feeling of rubbing his hands across them, squeezing them to give them a proper groping. 


Lexie had to shake his head to get his mind off lewd things. It had been way too long since he visited his girlfriend.


The rabbit tried to ignore the tightening sensation in his pants and he dashed forward, throwing a punch at the criminal’s midsection. The blow landed harmlessly, only producing a harmless thud as his fist met the muscles covering hit stomach. Brutus extended a open hand to try to grab his opponent, but the rabbit nearley dodged the attempt. Lexie kept trying to find a good opening, only able to launch helpless punches that served to annoy the larger man.  


He growled, while the blows did not hurt it was infuriating that he could not land a solid hit on the smaller man. In frustration he swept his arm wide, barely managing to snag the rabbit’s shirt. It was enough to get a grip and he used his other arm to clasp around his throat. With a large toothy grin Brutus easily lifted the officer off his feet and into the air. Lexie tried to stop his upward ascent by clutching at his foe, only managing to rip off what was left of the lizard’s shirt.


Brutus did not care about the loss of his garment, taking a few steps forward to press the officer against the hard brink wall of the alleyway. He started to clench his fingers, strangling the rabbit. Lexie could feel the pressure on his neck and knew he had no hope to pry the reptile's grip off of him. He pressed the flat of his feet against the wall and sprung out as hard as he could. This swung his bottom half upward and in a strength borne from desperation he kicked the larger man in the jaw with all his might. 


As a Lepus his legs were the strongest parts of his body. The blow rattled Brutus’s teeth and he was forced to let go as he stumbled back. The rabbit fell to the ground, quickly spinning on his heels to twist his body and deliver a powerful kick to the brute’s stomach. He exhaled all the air in his lungs as the force hit him like a sledgehammer. Lexie moved to capitalize on this, but Brutus summoned his strength to lunge forward, slamming his body atop him and pinning him.


Brutus snickered as he could feel the rabbit struggle under him, the smaller man’s face between his pectoral muscles. He pushed up, leaving the area below the rabbit’s legs pinned.


“Not so slippery now, little rabbit.” 


Lexie did his best to push his way out from under the giant, but could not manage to wedge himself free. His hands pressed against the chest of the reptile, feeling the firm feeling of his large flexing pectoral muscles. He was stunned into inaction for a moment. 


“Looks like we are going to add public indecency to your rap sheet.”


Brutus blinked. “I am male, those are not boobs.”


“Huh, all right then.” His fingers flexed, digging into the spongy flesh. “What size are these monsters anyway?”


Again, Brutus was stunned into silence. He was brought back to reality when he felt something poking his stomach. Without thinking he raised himself to look. Lexie took advantage, crawling away and to safety. He could not fail to see the tenting in his pants. Truly he needed to see his girlfriend again as soon as possible.


The lizard got to his feet. “Are we still fighting?”

Lexie’s face stayed stoic but his blush revealed his embarrassment. “Yes, just ignore that.” The two resumed their battle, but the rabbit was struggling to fight properly with his excitement still showing.


Brutus snickered. “I see that the police do not use large weapons.”


The officer got angry, shouting his indignation. “Stop looking at my crotch, pervert!” 


He shot his powerful leg between that of the reptile. Lexie was surprised by the size of the criminal, but was satisfied that he managed to land his foot between the larger male’s sac, hitting both of his testicles on one solid swing. Immediately Brutus felt the effect, groaning in agony and falling to his knees and cradling his aching manhood.


Lexie sprung to action, leaping and locking his legs around the neck of the criminal. Brutus felt the powerful thigh muscles clamping around his throat, cutting off blood flow. He tried to pry the rabbit off, but the kick had robbed him of much of his strength to resist. Rapidly his vision faded as consciousness left him. The last thing he could feel was a familiar poking at his chin.





When Brutus awoke he felt the familiar cold steel of magnetic handcuffs on his wrists. Looking around he could see many nervous looking riot officers. He groaned, still feeling sore. The career criminal knew all he had to do now was to keep his mouth shut and wait for his bosses to get him out. He knew he had proven himself useful in denying the authorities any evidence and they could use against his boss.


Lexie’s faithful robot sidekick, CBT hovered helpfully besides the officer.


Its singular eye focused on its partner. “Ready to make a report?”


The rabbit was already walking away from the crime scene, leaving his cyborg partner and fellow officers to clean things up. His mind was focused on one thing only. “CBT, make arrangements for me to meet up with my girlfriend.”


The robot took on a jovial tone. “I assume it's an urgent matter. I am sure Monica will be delighted to see you so enthusiastic. The usual seedy hotel then?”


“Please, and let her know I am more than willing to test out any new products she has.”

Sunday, June 2, 2024

Thrash and Gnash: Low Level

“So, who am I dressed as again?” Holly asked, second guessing why she agreed to go LARPing. While it was Halloween she felt a little too old to be dressing up. The curvy cowgirl stood on the outskirts of a small medieval looking village. There were only a few actual buildings, with many tents and booths filling in for structures of the town.

Gnash tried to answer, but Diana interjected, addressing her two playmates who were also in costumes. “You’re AgapĂ© of Harmonia, princess of might!” 

Diana was a brown-furred mole, standing two full head heights shorter than Holly. She wore thick glasses over her beady eyes. The woman was dressed in an eggshell white robe with sun icons stitched on the chest. Without prompting she continued. “Based on the 1973 comic series of the same name. Of course, you're dressed in her ‘regal’ attire for when she returns to Harmonia.”

Holly looked down at what she was currently wearing. The cowgirl felt particularly exposed wearing a Greek style toga that was definitely meant for someone much shorter, as the dress part of her outfit left the bottom of her shapely rump exposed. Her bust did not fare much better, as her sideboobs bulged out of the thin sheer white fabric that failed to contain her ample curves.  The only reason she did not leave immediately is because she saw several other females equally as skimpily dressed as her. Holly wondered if the writer for AgapĂ© was a particularly horny male.

“Thank you for getting Holly to come along. She makes for such a perfect AgapĂ©!” Diana said as she fished in her pouch for a headband with small red horns attached. “With me, Lilith the musical, bard of the seventh circle!” She flourished this by strumming a chord on a lute.

“And with Ragna the Red we will be all ready to re-enact the battle of Broken Bulge.” 

She motioned to her raccoon friend Gnash, who was costumed as Ragna, clad in what could best be described as a scale mail bikini. Her hands and feet were covered in dark brown boots and gloves. Underneath she had a gray spandex sports bra and shorts. To complete the look she had on a long haired wig of red hair. The image was somewhat ruined as Gnash still chose to keep on her sunglasses.

“First time I'm wearing these.” Gnash said as she snapped the waistband of her shorts. “This is the only set I had that was not neon colored.”

“I can imagine.” While Holly still felt a little miffed that the raccoon got to wear the modesty spandex she had to admit that the get up looked cute on her. She had to further reflect that she felt rather odd dating a pair of siblings each at the same time, taking turns between going out with the male and female of the siblings. Thinking about it did make her feel rather dirty, but still she had to admit that having both practically fighting for her did make her feel very wanted. The princess cosplayer turned to Diana. 

“I'm new to this LARPing thing, so you may need to hold my hand a little.”

Diana had to adjust her glasses before responding. “No problem, I'm always happy to give some exposition, heh. For starters it is more or less like a renaissance fair. We can mingle, show off costumes, and probably buy some merch. There’s also gaming instances where players re-enact the events of the Broken Bulge comic saga. At sundown we will all get together and participate in a big war recreation, it's a blast!”

Gnash slid to Holly’s side, holding one hand out. “If you need someone else to hold your hand, the fearless warrior Reggie the Red is here for you.”

Holly chuckled before accepting the offer. “I thought your name was Ragna.” 

“You tell me! This sorta thing is more my brother’s style. I prefer some lasers and robots.” The raccoon tilted her head, thinking to herself that the list would also include sexy space cops.

Diana strummed her lute to practice the notes. “I'm a little surprised your brother isn't here. But he did say he had some sort of work gig to do.”

—---

Thrash was out of breath as he ran to the manager. He was already late to his job and sprinted as fast as he was able to make up lost time.

“Where have you been?” The graying bear asked with a bit of annoyance. He was a little surprised to find someone so eager to fill the role of NPC in this particular event, but far be it from him to look a gift horse in the mouth.

“Sorry, boss. Spend the last of my money to get this sick getup.” The raccoon gestured to himself, to show off faux leather looking armor with a green morphsuit underneath. The raccoon's voice was somewhat muffled by the latex halloween mask he had on.

The bear was amused by his commitment. Usually the people who like to dress up creatures without fur or scale had their own event. Skinnies, he thought they were called. Him and Thrash knew each other well enough, as the raccoon would come to his hobby store often enough to purchase comics. “Looks like you got all the proper gear then. You’ll be manning the dunk tank first. Just act mean and sell it when you get dunked or hit with the ball.”

“Hit?”

“Yeah, but it won't really hurt cause you're protected, and we will change your set if need be. You read the pamphlet for this event, right?”

“Oh, yeah, totally.” Thrash lied as he instinctively extended his pinky and thumb. While he had gotten his hands on such text he only skimmed through, getting distracted by the images of babes in cosplay. The only parts he fully read were the fact that this event took place on an old crossroads where criminals were hanged in pioneer days. Truth be told the raccoon had two motives to agree to play a non player character in. First, he needed the money. Collectors' full color reprint of Morn the Runt did not come cheap. Secondly he knew that Gnash was taking Holy here as a date and he was itching for a little payback for her messing up his previous date at Reaction Park.

“Trust me I know that pamphlet cover to cover, got this one hundred percent.”

The bear adjusted his blacksmith’s smock. He would be playing the role of town smithy, perfect to sell some cosplay weapons and accessories. Thrash’s eyes did notice the bulge that swelled the bear’s crotch. Suddenly the raccoon felt inadequate. 

“You'll be at the dunk tank for a few hours, then you'll be needed in the PVP area. Let's get you started.”

Thrash followed along, happy to see all the costumes and fantasy memorabilia around him. He had always loved sword and sorcery, particularly if it had a bodacious babe or hunky hero on the cover of the book or comic. He never understood why Gnash liked all that science fiction stuff, robots and lasers were lame. While he was used to hunks on covers of his media, he did notice that every male in this event was packing something serious in their trousers, with noticeable bulges in each of them. The raccoon did his best to adjust his own pants to best make his own junk look as bulging as possible. 

Thrash was directed to the dunk tank, where he was latched into a repurposed parachute harness and suspended above a tub of water. The harness was snug, and the combination of the straps across his lower waist and hugging his inner thighs caused the unfortunate effect of outlining his junk and forcing it outward in his trousers. His arms were pushed up at the armpits, making it impossible for him to lower them. Before he was lifted above the water he had a dented bucket helmet with eye holes cut out put over his head, for protection.

“See you in a couple hours.” The bear stated as he walked off to man his merch store. “Don't forget to sell the act.”

A female wolf in cleric robes stood in front of a desk before the dunk tank. 

“Come one, come all! We have a condemned criminal sentenced to public humiliation. Do your civic duty and punish him as you see fit! One dollar for two tennis balls, Two for two rubber balls. Give him a final punishment and win a prize!”

Thrash hung suspended for some time. There was a bullseye next to him and out of curiosity he hit it with his fist. This had the predictable result of dropping him into the water below. He tried to land on his feet, but the bottom was slippery and he slipped and landed on his butt. 

The cleric looked on in surprise, wondering how dumb this guy was before she activated the winch to lift him back up. “Don’t… Don’t hit the bullseye yourself.”

Soon enough a pair of players showed up, giving over a dollar to share a pair of tennis balls. Both threw hard but missed the bullseye. The cleric cheered them on, encouraging them to try again. 

“You know, there is another target you guys can aim at.”




—---


“So I'm supposed to hit 'em in the crotch?” Holly asked incredulously. 

“You can hit them anywhere besides the head. The groin is just an easy denotation for when someone is defeated.” Diana explained. She kept going. “Every guy here has on a protective cup, complete with a pair of fake testicles held in by their pants. When you pop those orbs, they release a cloud of red dust. Easy to wash out, mind you.”

Holly had to admit to herself that she was starting to warm up to the idea of LARPing. 

“The PVP zone will open up in a little while, so you can vanquish some baddies later. I’ll be sure to buff your stats with a serenade when you guys do fight. And don't worry, there will be some NPCs there for you to practice a bit before you fight for real.”

Holly nodded, understanding most of what was said. 

“You'll get the hang of it.” Gnash said, giving Holly a pat on the back. “Diaina took me to a few of these before with Thrash. But last time it was sci-fi themed. Got to use a badass laser sword there.”

“I never took you as someone who'd do events like these.”

“Nothing is more radical than outdoor activity and self expression!” 

Holly was surprised by this answer. The genuine support was heartwarming to see. Much like her brother Gnash had much love and appreciation for everyone. It made her feel at ease.

Gnash continued. “Besides, there’s plenty of hunks and babes at those events.”

Holly felt a bit of disappointment. “And what'd you consider a ‘hunk and babe’?”

“Anyone being radical to each other.”

“You're too much.” Holly said as she shook her head with a smile.

A high-strung voice cried out in the distance. “Please hit the actual target!” 

The three women turned their heads to the source, their eyes settling on the dunk tank. A man dressed in an odd green get up hung above a tub of water, holding his legs together in pain. 

A woman in plate mail smiled. “ Oh I am hitting the actual target, now move your legs.”

Thrash gritted his teeth and reluctantly spread his thighs.

The cleric looked at him. “Oh, so sad. No red. You’re welcome to try again.”

Diana clapped her hands excitedly. “Oh the criminal punishment. The worst of the worst being put to the mercy of the public to atone for their crimes.” 

“Seems a little harsh.” Gnash said, her brow furrowing. 

“They are just actors and they have protection so it's all good.” The bard said with an awkward strum of her lute. 

The trio approached the stand, Gnash producing four dollars from her sports bra. “Four rubbers please.” She said with a cheesy grin, the word ‘rubbers’ being enough to make her giggle.

The cleric obliged, placing four rubber balls onto the table for the group to throw as they pleased.

“You first, Gnash. Let me see your sports skills.” Holly said.

The raccoon did so, taking no small effort to show off her proper baseball pitching form. She had been playing most every sport since childhood. She whipped the ball through the air and it narrowly missed the bullseye.

“Oh, so close.” The cleric jeered. “If you cause some red to form in his pants you do get a special prize.”

Gnash couldn't pass up the opportunity to hand off the prize to her date, so she was filled with a newfound zeal. Redoubling her focus she gripped the second ball. She took aim at the bulge in the orc’s pants and threw. This time her aim was dead on, it bouncing off and making the male squirm.

Thrash did not want his sister, his possible girlfriend, and best friend to see him in an embarrassing position like this and did all he could to muffle any screams of pain. He bit his tongue and managed to only let out a slight whimper .

“True aim, but not having the power.” The wolf girl stated dryly. She thought to herself that the fake balls this orc was wearing seemed oddly resilient, but this was a carnival game so being rigged was part of the charm. Holly picked up the next ball. 

“Let me try. I have not thrown a ball since highschool softball, but this will be fun.” She reeled her arm back, but was stopped dead when Diana interrupted her. 

“Wait, let me cast a buff on you. It'll help your aim and strength.”

“Excuse me?”

“I'm a bard, it's my job to put some power ups on my party.” 

Holly shrugged and let the bard work her magic. She plucked at her instrument and gave a little diddy.

“Rubber ball, cut through the air like a shank,
Make this criminal only fire blanks!”

Holly chuckled, amused by the silly rhyme. But as she took aim again she felt an odd surge of strength. She gripped the ball tightly, making the rubber creak as power rushed into her arms. Memories of her time playing soft ball came clearly into her mind. She lifted one leg up, moving like a real professional pitcher. Thrash, despite the pain in his loins, couldn't help but gawk at the sight of the cowgirl’s muscular thigh in this position. Before he could see much more she brought the leg down, and fired the ball like a cannon. With pinpoint precision it sped forward and produced a loud cracking sound as it collided with his groin. 

The male raccoon forgot all ideas of hiding his identity as pain shot through his body, crashing waves of agony through his balls and up through his gut. Thankfully the newly formed falsetto of his voice masked his own voice well enough. He threw his head back and let out a high pitch scream as he wiggled in his harness. He tried in vain to lower his arms to cradle his agonized balls, but the straps kept them away. He moved on to muted sobs as he did his best to curl his legs up to protect himself from any more pain.

Holly looked at her hand, surprised by her power and accuracy. “Didn't think I could throw that hard.”

“Damn, girl!” The cleric said. “I don't see any red, but you get the prize anyway. Can't imagine him walking straight after that.” She reached under the counter and placed a plastic gold painted coin on it.

“What's this?” The cowgirl asked as she picked it up. 

“It's a gold piece, of course. You can use it at any shop for a two dollar discount on an item.”

“So we spent four dollars for a two dollar discount?” She asked incredulously.

“And the satisfaction of delivering justice to the condemned.” The wolf girl stated as she made an odd hand gesture, which Holly assumed was from some fantasy religion.

Dianna eagerly grabbed the last ball. “Oh, me next!” 

She tossed the ball and it arched slowly through the air before bouncing harmlessly off the male’s helmet. 

“Nice shot, dudette!” Gnash said with an approving thumbs up. 

Thrash stay suspended and squirming in agony. 

“Looks like our condemned may need a breather, the dunk tank will be closed for a bit.” The cleric thought that this actor was really committing to the bit. She decided to show a little divine mercy and leaned over to push the bullseye, allowing the criminal to cool his aching balls in the tank.


—---


The day continued, the sun having reached the apex of its journey across the sky. The girls had hit several events, such as ax throwing or watching a jousting tournament. The group visited an armory, looking through to find a variety of prop weapons made of foam rubber and fiberglass core. Diana already had a weapon, as she frequents these events. Holly and Gnash decided upon getting themselves some simple swords, as they wanted to fight a few battles. They noted a group of people dressed as druids playing by a series of vegetal archways, formed by bending and braiding tree switches to pass over a walkway. Some were artificial, constructed of wood cuttings with vines growing on them. Holly was impressed by the scope of the event and while Gnash would have preferred if some space aliens were tossed into the mix, she was more than happy with where she was at. Diana was very happy play her character, strumming her lute and giving a poem now and again.

The group was gathered at the PVP arena with new foam weapons in hand, the area consisting of a clearing in the woods. There was a beaten dirt path that forked through the center, leading to where used to be two neighboring towns. 

AgapĂ© scratched at her chin, trying to remember information. “Isn't this spot a little infamous?” Her current attire was augmented by kneepads and padded gloves.

Lilith plucked at her instrument, accompanying her dialog with a few notes as she spoke in a sing-song tone. “Yes, it was many a moon ago when the Night King, Oro, did unleash his wickedness across the lands. We brave band of vixens stand ready to repel his evil taint.”

Holly then remembered that if she wanted to break character she had to hold up one fist. She did so, repeating her question.

The bard raised her fist as well, eager to tell a tale. “There is so much history here. Many people made an important decision on where to go for the rest of their lives. And this is where old executions took place. Tradition had the condemned forced to watch the sun set before their lives ended. It was believed that killing them at twilight made their spirits be trapped in limbo rather than finding rest.”

“That seems rather morbid.” Holly stated.

Gnash pounded a fist into her hand. “And think how many bad guys are about to become history!”

The cowgirl turned to face the raccoon. “Did you hear all of what she said?”

The woman dressed as Ragna the Red shrugged. “I try to listen, but she yaps a lot. I kinda zoned out near the tail end of the speech, what was it about?”

“Well, I think she was talking about-”

“Oh look, they are giving a safety briefing!” Holly cut in to stop a repeat of a long story. She pointed to the bear dressed in blacksmith attire. He clapped his hands to make sure everyone directed their attention to him. 

“All right, players, listen up. I know you're all excited for some duels but we have some rules to go over first. Firstly only hit each other with enough force to make contact. No going for the head or neck…”

While Holly had her attention on the presentation, she spared a glance to Gnash. The raccoon was too busy whooshing her sword around and making laser beam noises with her mouth. 

The man kept talking to the gathered larping heroes. “Quote unquote unarmed strikes are allowed, but only if you are hitting with padding, like knee guards.” He continued, indicating where the infirmary is located, trying to keep things concise but going over everything he would need.

“And don't forget.” He concluded. “We offer a ‘low level’ enemy for new heroes to test their mettle on. Those who survive their duels are welcome to participate in the great battle of Broken Bulge starting at sundown. All right then, have at it.”

Gnash had placed her sword between her legs and was making thrusting motions while giggling to herself. 

“That doesn't look like proper swordsmanship.” Holly gently scolded, trying not to betray her own immature amusement.

“And what would a woman know about swordsmanship?” A particularly irksome voice resounded through the tumult of combat already starting. Holly turned to see that very portly weasel was garbed in a gambeson, a padded middle sages jacket. 

Diana rubbed her temples, already feeling irritated. “Not this guy again.”

Holly was just about to ask, when she was interrupted by the man. “I am Dolton, perhaps you heard of my best selling book on my Youtube channel. Perhaps you’ve heard of ‘Light of the Conciliator?’” 

The trio of women stared blankly. Dolton tried to continue. “Yes, well, like I was saying this event is hardly historically accurate. Firstly women cannot be soldiers  for multiple reasons, second your outfits offer no real protection and as such an insult to history, third…”


The cowgirl gave a scowl. “Who the fuck asked, get lost.”

Dolton scoffed, his air of superiority not wavering. “Please, I wrote a book and have countless fans online, I know what I am talking about.”

Breaking character Diana muttered to her companions. “I thought this guy was banned. He shows up to these events, bitches and moans at everyone, and tries to pawn off his book. He is such a damn pain.”


Gnash turned to Holly. “This guy sounds like a real...” She completed her points by running her hand along the sword she still had between her legs.

Holly was tempted to tell him to fuck off again, but had a better idea. “Say, how about we have a little duel?”

“Gladly, but just so you know I have four hundred and twenty seven conquests.” The weasel stated, drawing his replica sword. 

Holly reached to Gnash, snagging the weapon between her legs and holding it proper. Gnash let out a sharp yipe , but offered no other protest. The cowgirl gave the weapon a few practice swings. While it was a fiberglass rod covered in foam, it still had heft and would definitely hurt a lot if used with enough force. While Holly had no sword fighting experience, she knew her years as a boxer would let her overcome this chubby braggart. Diannia offered to be the referee, keeping track of each fighter's hit points. It was agreed that each would have three total, so three hits means you are defeated and would be subject to an execution.. 

Dolton started, charging and awkwardly swinging his weapon at Holly. She easily dodged each swing, the weasel’s movements practically being in slow motion compared to the boxers she had to fight in her career. She found an opening and gingerly swung her sword and hit the male’s shoulder. “Boop.”


“Dolten at two hit points left.” Diannia announced.

The weasel got annoyed and redoubled his efforts. Holly was able to steal away his next hit point with ease. It was clear to see that Dolton was getting frustrated, the image of his Mary Sue persona being shattered. In a final gambit he made an almost feral lunge , only to get tripped up by the cowgirl. He fell to his hands and knees, and before he could get up Holly placed her foam sword between his legs. She gave a slicing motion to his crotch.

“Dolten is dead!” Diannia cheered. “And unmanned.”

Holly gave a cheer, proud of her victory and shutting up the man. Still, years of sportsmanship took over and she walked over to offer a hand to help the man up. Dolten could only sneer as he grasped his own replica sword in his hand and swung it full force at the cowgirl and hit her across the chest. Holly yelled in pain, holding her sore breasts in reaction. Even if the sword was not sharpened metal, the dense foam material did sting. 

The weasel shrugged. “I thought the match was still going, I must have counted my HP wrong.”

Holly channeled her inner AgapĂ© and made a swift motion to the man, grasping his shoulders firmly. Without even sparing a word she channeled some Amazon fury and drove her knee with all her strength directly into his crotch. She had knee pads on and he had a cup on. Holly didn't care, feeling anger from blatant cheating and a strike on her breasts she pushed harder, and a cracking was heard as the man’s cup shattered and she pushed on to his balls. Dolten howled in pain, falling to the ground and clutching himself.

“Now the match is over.” Holly spat.

Dolton could not respond, his pain being too all consuming. 

A low voice rang out. “Dolton, you creep! I told you that you are not welcome here.” The blacksmith walked over, ignoring any pain the weasley was in and grabbed his foot, dragging him off.

“I wish I recorded that! That guy is such a douche.” Diania cheered. “I must immortalize this in sonnet!”

Holly moved her hand to her chest, trying to rub away the pain. “That's fine. Hey, what did he mean about the conquest thing?”

Diana grimaced. “I will tell you later, I don't want to bring the mood down. Let's try to get back in character now that he is gone.”

The raccoon walked in. “Hey babe, if your ta-tas are hurting then maybe I can do a little healing magic on them.” She said, wiggling her fingers in anticipation.

“A miracle then, Ragna has gained healing magics suddenly! Nah, I say. Tis must be a jest.” The mole woman sang while strumming.

“A fine joke indeed, brave warrior.” Holly teased, playing her role. “Perhaps if you were a healer I would accept your aid. I was just about to let you try to work your magic too.”

Gnash slumped over and even through her sunglasses she gave Diana an evil glare. “Thanks a ton.”


“Happy to help!” She responded cheerfully.

The group mingled around, enjoying watching sparring fights, and one very enthusiastic wizard chucking around blue streamers and shouting ‘lighting bolt!’

They made their way to the low level area, seeing a female combatant fighting the orc. She had on a very cheap knights outfit, obviously bought from a Halloween store. The orc moves were deliberately slow, allowing his attacks to be blocked and leaving himself open to counter hits. He was quickly bested and pretended to fall over dead.

“Yay! Now that I have bested you I will execute you!” 

The orc groaned, dragging himself to his feet. “Not too hard, ‘kay?”

“You're the defeated prisoner so…” She shot her leg between the orc’s, eliciting a yipe of pain as he grabbed his crotch.”

“Dang, I missed and mostly hit his butt! I couldn't even break his balls.” She pouted.

Holly looked to her warrior companion. “A trifling foe. I am weary from my recent battle. Ragna, take up the fight in my place and kill a goblin.”

“I think it's an orc. Ugh, looks like the kinda thing my brother would go crazy for.” Gnash smiled, leaning to the cow girl. “He loves to read all about orc girls in his room at night.”

Holly was somewhat surprised that either of the twins could read at all, but she kept that to herself. “In character, dear.”

Gnash gave a cheesy smile. “If the princess wants me to thrash an orc, then an orc shall be thrashed.” She retrieved her sword, pointing at the orc who managed to recover best he could. “Have at thee, dude!”

Thash panted under his mask, the scent of latex and sweat filling his nose. When he saw his newest challenger his heart skipped a beat. He looked and saw his sister, as well as Holly and the nerd friend whose name he forgot. Then an idea hit him. While he was instructed to not try at all in the fights and always let his opponent win he would fight very hard and make Gnash look bad. Losing a fight to a low level guy like him would make her look pathetic. He smiled, if only for his own benefit as the mask covered up all his features. He picked up his eva foam hand ax and motioned for the fight to start. 

Gnash gave a few swings, but each was dodged or blocked by the orc with ease. Onlookers were taken aback by this, seeing how the orc usually played dead at this point. Thrash gave a swipe, nearling hitting his sister. The blacksmith had returned, and was about to admonish his temp for fighting too hard, an unknown force compelled them to stand back. As the two continued to duel a strange ambiance took over the crowd, compelling everyone to watch but not intervene. Where once Gnash had a cheerful expression she now wore a fierce snarl, like that of a bloodthirsty warrior. Her scarlet wig sneed to fit more naturally to her head and even her costume seemed to grow more realistic. The orc seemed to grow more savage. Those in attendance could even see the latex mask emote oddly, now giving snarls and roars. Ragna charged, swinging her sword down with tremendous force. Last moment it was caught by the orc’s ax. The two warriors were deadlocked, pushing each other's weapons forwards as hard as they could in an attempt to overpower the other. Ragna shot her knee up, hitting the male where he was most vulnerable. He groaned in pain and with his strength stolen he fell backwards. The woman pressed her advantage, falling atop him and bringing her swords killing edge down at him. 

The greenskin shot his arms out, catching the woman’s as he tried to desperately push away the blade that inched closer and closer to his face. In desperation he shot his own knee upward, returning the strike the woman had delivered. Even if this was one of the only parts of her body that had armor, the chainmail bikini offered little protection. Ragna faltered and her slash was diverted to the dirt beside the orc’s head. Using this moment the male squirmed free, picking up his ax with one hand and cupping his crotch with the other. The adventurer did the same, keeping her weapon pointed at the orc while she got to her feet.

The two stared each other down, both warriors breaking heavily from an exhausting fight. The orc broke the silence, shouting a guttural battle cry of “WAAAAAGH” as he hefted is ax high and charged forward. Ragna gave her own war cry as she charged the orc. The two met with weapons swinging in deadly arcs. They continued past each other, the orc dropping his weapon as his each remaining step grew more unsteady than the last. He fell to one knee, then unceremoniously to the floor.

Ragna turned, her sword raised high as she shouted her victory. The crowd joined her, everyone lost in the moment. The excitement died down, and Gnash shook her head. “What happened?”

Holly ran up, picking up the smaller woman and almost crushing her in a bear hug. “That fight was awesome, did you two choreography that beforehand?”

Gnash was still confused, but the cowgirl's breasts pushing against her dispelled any negative feelings. All she could remember was getting a little frustrated at the orc guy fighting way too hard then she got more furious and everything went white. When she came back everybody was cheering.

Thrash gasped deeply, as though awoken from death itself. He coughed and gasped on the floor. He got to his hands and knees, then quickly had his face fall to the ground as he shot his hands to his sore balls. It was not the first time he had woken up like this, he just wished he knew why it happened at this specific time.

Diana walked in. “You get to execute the defeated orc.”

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 The sun began to set, bathing the field in a twilight glow. The blacksmith once more took center stage. He stood between two groups of nerds, divided between male and female. Holly stood near the back rows, feeling like she had already gotten her fill of LARP combat already. She looked over and found people were going all out with some of their costumes. She had to squint to see over to the male side to witness a few men wearing dragon or troll outfits. While it was obvious to see they were fake, she had to appreciate that they committed to trying to fight in somethat that made them appear a few feet taller and must be hot as hell to wear. She could also see the druids from before still hanging around the archways, but on closer inspection they seemed to be smoking something.

“We will now be re-enacting the Battle of Broken Bulge.” The bear shouted, standing between the two armies. “Same rules for the PVP area. Dont swing too hard and when you ‘die’ raise your hands up while holding your weapon by the blade, or cross your wrists for spellcasters and walk off the battlefield. Keep it safe and have fun.”

At that the two sides charged at each other, when they met in the middle they both slowed down so as not to actually run into one another. The people in the bigger costumes were understably awkward in their movements but their opponents didn't go too hard on them. Holly decided to stay back, mostly enjoying the show. As the sun finally fell halfway over the horizon she noticed the arcways began to glow. She thought it was weird to put lights in something off to the side of the battle, but didn't mind it. Maybe the stoner druids did it, she thought.

The lights grew brighter, to become almost blinding as each archway started to ripple with a solid sheet of dazzling energyImmediately the idea of portals from a fantasy novel came to her mind. Disregarding the battle she went to investigate these lights. She approached the druids, all of whom were staring dumbly at the display.

A low rumbling was heard and a grisly hand reached through, grasping at the air blindly. Soon more of the body was revealed as a monster stepped through. Even with a noticeable slouch it stood head and shoulders above Holly. Its body was covered in wrinkled and leathery skin. It had two large tusks coming out of its cheeks and only one functioning eye, the other covered in ugly burned scar tissue. The monster wore a rugged loincloth made out of haphazardly stitched animal hide. Holly was left speechless as she watched the creature look down upon the druids. It picked one up as if  the fully grown adult weighed nothing. It opened its mouth wide, bringing the now screaming stoner closer to its gaping maw. It only stopped when a rock bounced off the side of its head. With a snarl it dropped its intended meal and turned to face its attacker. Its arms swung in a fury, the monster smashed the side of the archway and caused the portal to fade away.

When its one eye met Holly it stopped rolling madly. Then its mouth twisted into a large grin. The amazon felt a chill run through her spine at this and she instinctively took up a boxing fighting stance. It reached one hand out to grab at her, its tongue hanging dumbly out of its mouth. Holly’s mind was racing. She could smell the stench of rotten meat in its breath, see the muscles in its arm flex as it moved. This was no costume, somehow a real monster was in front of her. She dashed backwards, avoiding the creature’s grasp. It looked at its hand for a moment, confused. 

“Gnash! Diana!” Holly screamed. The pretend bard and warrior ran to the woman’s cry, ditching their previous battle.

“Bitchin costume!” Gnash exclaimed, still wearing her shades despite the dimming light. 

“It's not a costume, this thing is real!” Holly shouted, turning her attention to the monster as it finally understood its prize eluded it. “It walked out of one of the glowing portals.”

“It walked through one? Like magic? Magic is real?” The bard asked, her voice growing in excitement with every word.

Holly tensed up, narrowly ducking another  grab. “Be less amazed and help me here! How do we get rid of this thing?”


Diana knew that without some fire based magic trolls are notoriously hard to kill. This one looked like it had been lifted from the pages of Morn the Runt series. Then she looked at the remaining archways, seeing each one was framing a glowing swirl of lights. “If we can get it into the portal it came from, we could send it back.”

“It smashed that one” Holly yelled, throwing a couple jabs harmlessly on the troll's stomach. 

“Gnash and I will find one it can go into. One that doesn't have any people on the other side. Can you hold it off for a while?”

The amazon looked at her opponent. “I fought uglier. Just hurry up.”

With that the two women ran to the scattered portals to look for a suitable one. Holly was left facing the troll. She briefly thought about running away, but the monster could have followed her into the LARP battleground, and who knows how much damage this thing could do there. She knew she had to hold it off here as best she could. Thankfully the monster was uncoordinated and slow, but she feared that one hit from something of that size would be big trouble for her. She tried to think of some way to hurt this thing, when she looked at his crotch. She hadn't read any fantasy books since middle school, so she did not know if trolls had nards. Still, she took a chance, stepping into the monster’s guard and hunching low. She put all her strength into delivering a straight right to its groin. Her knuckles felt the fur of its loincloth and pushed onward until it met a softer target. Holly was happy to see that it indeed had balls.

Gnash and Holly ran to the portals, casually sticking their heads into the streams of light. 

“This one is full of robots and aliens.” Gnash yelled.

“No good, look for an empty forest or something.” 

“Can do!” The raccoon yelled as she saluted with a cheer. She didn't fully understand the situation, thinking this was one of those fancy VR setups she heard about. 

Holly could feel the troll’s furious yell as it screamed in pain. She had succeeded in hurting it, but also making it mad. She had been in more than enough fights to know that an angry opponent makes more mistakes. The troll swung its arms more wildly , no longer trying to simply grab at her, but to smash her. Holly kept dodging as best she could, but all this josling about was starting to take its toll on her and she started to sweat. The monster raised both fists up high to send them crashing down to the ground with thundering force. It hunched down on its elbows and knees, trying to look for the woman he was sure he had just crushed. 

Holly had sidestepped the monster and circled around it. She grimaced, seeing that it didn't have a loincloth covering its rear. She could see the back of its sack clearly and it hung like a speedbag between its legs. She decided to treat it as such. The cow girl stepped in, quickly punching the monster where it was most vulnerable again and again. She shifted her body weight side to side, adding more momentum to each strike. It had been a while since she had been in a boxing match, but her muscle memory kicked in. The troll screamed in pain, unsure how to protect itself. It flung itself over to the side, curling up into a ball to guard its balls. 

“Hey, this one opens on a forest!” Gnash yelled out while waving. She stood next to a portal formed by  two trees leaning together. “How do we get him in there?”

Diana saw the sun was almost and the portal light began to dim as well. She had to think fast. “Trolls are huge perverts!”

Gnash knew what she had to do. She slipped two fingers in her mouth and let out an ear piercing whistle. Even in its pain the troll turned its head to see her.

“Come on, big boy!” She yelled out as she placed her hands under her sports bra and lifted it up, revealing her breasts. She shimmied her torso to let them bounce.

The monster’s one good eye widened as its pain was forgotten as it forced itself upright. With a lecherous grin it dashed forward with hand grasping at the air. Gnash waited until the last moment then dove out of the way. The troll tried to stop its forward momentum, but only tripped under its feet as it fell partly  into the portal with its bottom half still in this world. Gnash ran behind it. “I deserve a victory kick for that!” She shouted as she swung her booted foot upward, hitting the beast in one of its testicles. Even though the portal she could hear it moan in pain as it crawled its way through to escape the pain. No sooner had its feet made it though did the portal shimmer and vanish away into nothing. 

Gnash adjusted her breasts to fit back in her bra. “These LARP things are wild, dudes.”

Diaina ran up to the raccoon girl, short of breath from excitement. “I don't know how this happened! Maybe all the people dressing up and pretending, or this location, or it being twilight. Maybe all of it? I saw whole other worlds. And that troll was exactly like one from the later issues of Morn the Runt! It had one eye burned out and everything.”

“I need a moment to process what just happened.” Holly stated dryly. She brought her hands to har face and grimaced. “My fists smell like sweaty nuts, I gotta find a bathroom.”

Gnash shot her hands to her head, stuck with a sudden realization. “Wait! Did you say that troll was from my brother’s dumb orc comics?”

Diana was confused but nodded.

“That portal with the aliens looked like Lexie: Space Cop! I could have seen Lexie?” She shouted, voice full of despair. The raccoon turned to where that portal had been, diving through the empty archway to fall to her knees and grasp blades of grass in desperation . “My husbando!”

Diana just slumped on her butt to sit and think. She would need to do some research into this. 

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