Sunday, June 18, 2023

Journeys Of Cyrus: Across The Desert 2

Morn had only been in the desert for half a month and already she had seen enough sand to last a lifetime. The orc woman was used to heat, but the dry heat was more taxing from that of the humidity of her home jungle. Still, as a survivalist and was able to cope well enough until she arrived at Kemet, capital and crown jewel of the kingdom of Djanem. She approached the main city gate, a towering open doorway with walls of equal magnitude on either end, the stone being a baked brown with glazed bricks forming an impenetrable defense. The wall themselves had painted pictographs, showing some of the cities history, but this was beyond the orcs comprehension. Wind swept merlons capped much of the wall that was viable. Morn knew there had been a war recently but she wondered what kind of army could threaten such a fortification. Many walked in and out of the city, often with carts of goods, all under the watchful eyes of the city's protectors. The orc had to give her traveling companion, Cyrus the dagon humanoid, a tug to direct him.


With dry lips and weary legs she made her way to the entrance, with Cyrus trailing not far behind. Morn was dressed in her usual attire of a animal skin loincloth and bindings to cover the bare minum of her breasts. The dragon was likewise dressed very minimally, with only a loincloth and cloak to protect himself from the sun. She was stopped before she could pass the threshold by a duo of guards. Both watchmen were clad in minimal armor, favoring polished metal on their forearms and shins as well as flowing headdresses. Morn was especially intrigued by their choice of weapons which were wicked looking curved blades on the end of long wooden handles. The warrior was immediately curious if they were meant to be swung like an ax or thrusted like a spear. 


“State your business.” The first guard spoke, a strange humanoid that reminded the orc of a gnoll. It stood fully upright with a black snout and tan fur on the rest of his body with occasional black stripes. 


Morn was tired from her time in the desert and wished to properly rest. She wanted to make a smart comment about visiting this guard's parents but chose to not start trouble. “We are adventurers seeking work in the capital, let us pass.”


The second guard, a bird man with sand colored feathers, responded “Those seeking to help are always welcome. Just know that no trouble will be tolerated.” He spoke with authority, his tone letting it be known that he would be willing to back up his words. 


“I'll keep that in mind” Morn said as she met the gaze of the bird. “If you'll let me pass I would-”


In a strong baritone of a voice Cyrus practically yelled “Man, I would fuck the shit outta that sphinx.”


All stopped dead and turned to face the up to now silent dragon. He was an imposing figure, a full head taller than anyone else present even if he stumbled some as he tried to keep his balance. Morn looked beyond the guards to see where he was looking and spotted a painted monument depicting a half cat half man. Seeing the awkward looks of all involved, Cyrus threw up his hands and chuckled awkwardly. “I'd take her on a date first, she looks the classy type.”


“I fear my friend's brain has been fried by the desert heat.” Morn said, as she was deciding if she should be annoyed by this outburst or break out laughing. 


The gnoll-looking guard covered his mouth with his free hand and turned away to try to choke down a laugh, the statement probably being the only stimulation he got on this job. The bird remained unfazed. “You'll find amulets of minor cold in the marketplace, they are popular among outsiders. Likewise a trip to the bathhouse may do him good.”


He gestured for them to proceed. “If something disgraceful were to happen to any of our beautiful monuments, I will be holding both of you accountable.” He put extra emphasis on the word ‘both’ to make it clear the delirious dragon was her responsibility.


With a sigh the two made their way to the market district. Morn hefted the coin purse she had at her hip and tried to calculate how much money she was working with, reasoning she should have enough for a minor magic item. The greenskin never believed in saving for the future, rather she would rather enjoy her wealth when it came her way and try to make more through honest battle. She only had a purse of two hundred gold in total. Once the dragon was back in control of his faculties she could charge him for the item, plus some interest.


Despite her charge the orc was amazed by the sights of the Djanem capitol, with its perfectly jointed stone structures and towering statutes that loomed large over the lowly citizens. Morn reasoned that the monuments must be for important people, possibly even gods. Cyrus tried to wander off towards the sphinx statue but a sharp tug on his arm was enough to corral him. The locals took a few glances towards the newcomers, orcs and dragons being a rarity here. The woman was pleasantly surprised to see a good number of citizens were topless, so at least the orc's usual state of near nudity wouldn't draw too much attention.


The marketplace was a practical ocean of people, with every species and race traveling in all directions, with only the occasional cart to part the variable flow of busy customers. Morn found a stall that sold various trinkets, a simple small tent with a pudgy looking olive-skinned man standing in front of a table displaying bits and bobs of jewelry. Morn approached, people making way for the dragon that stood head and shoulders above the common citizens. “Do you have any of those magic amulets of minor cold?”


With a practiced smile the man responded while gesturing towards a small cylindrical crystal no larger than a person's thumb attached to a metal chain. “My last one” he lied as easily as he breathed. “Highly sought after by outsiders unaccustomed to the climate of Djanem. Once worn you'll be able to cope much more easily.” He eyed up the orc, happy to quickly ogle the almost bare naked green body and noting the scars and muscles of a fighter. “It will not protect you from any sort of fire magic but in a pinch it can be broken to put out small fires. Invaluable for any adventurer.”


Morn knew that he was talking up the price with every word. Still, she was curious about its effects. “May I try it out then.”


The man gave a not subtle glance towards a guard standing sentry in the market letting the greenskin know that no funny business will be tolerated. “Of course.”


Morn quickly studied the crystal, the light blue color reminded her of ice. The chain was thin and fine but wouldn't break from standard usage. It also had a clasp but she didn't bother adjusting it, placing it over her head to let it rest comfortably between her breasts. All at once it felt as though a cool ocean breeze washed over her. Her body felt no longer like it was in the direct unforgiving sun but relaxing in a shady oasis. The change in body temperature started at her chest and radiated through her body, so much that she felt her nipples tingle and start to harden, now forming small tents of fabric in her simple top. She fought to display any amazement, knowing if she got too excited the man could charge more. “Not bad. How much for it?”


The merchant raised his brows and gestured with his hands. “Considering this is a magical item, highly sought after, and my last in stock I would say three hundred gold.”


Morn scoffed. She knew that was triple what a minor magic item would usually sell for. Still, she saw haggling as a sort of battle and she would be damned if she would lose without a fight. “Do not take me for a sun baked fool. That's much too high.”


“Oh?” The merchant asked “How much would you pay for such a wonder?”

“I wouldn't go above seventy gold.”


The man gave a hearty laugh “If I sold my wares at that price I would be out of business within a week! You don't know what you are talking about with a price that low.”


Morn removed the necklace, the heat once more assaulting her body “Very well, if this is such a popular item I'll find somewhere else to sell it.”


“Hold on, I can see you are shrewd, I’ll be happy to part with it for two seventy five.”


“One hundred!” Morn countered.


The two went back and forth like this, eventually getting at a hundred seventy five. Still too much for Morn’s liking. She reached a hand out to grab at Cyrus arm, hoping to make a show of leaving to better her position. Her fingers only grasped at empty air and she turned to see that her companion had vanished. Her head spun around to scan for the giant eventually spotting him walking towards the sphinx. “You big scaly dumbass!”


Morn picked out twenty five worth of golf from her pouch and slammed the rest on the man's table, snatching up the necklace. She ran off, heedless of bumping into people as she made her way towards the dragon. Cyrus had made his way towards the rear of the monument, its rump a full two stories tall as it rested on its hind legs. While still furious about potentally getting in hot water on account of her traveling companion she did have to admit the sculpture had no reason to make this stone so calaphrigan. Cyrus had begun to climb its back, his claws and toes finding purchase between brickwork and cracks to make his way to the round backside. Morn reached up, angrily pulling at one his legs to drag him back to the ground. All the while onlookers sneered and cracked jokes at their expense. She scrunched her face as she had to look up and get an eyeful of dragonic taint and ass, his loincloth providing no coverage to his private parts. This did give her an idea to get him off the monument without working too hard. Cyrus, for his part, will still ascend and even running his tongue over the painted stone like a lustful lover. This was stopped by a yipe of surprise as his testicles felt a cold shock. Morn had clasped the chain of the cold necklace around the base of the male's sac tightly. 


“This should help cool your lusts.” The orc said as she gave the tight chain a sharp tug, helping stop his ascent dead in its tracks. 


“All right, all right.” Whined as he could already feel his scrotum start to tighten, the balls within seeking the warmth of his abdomen. The dragon jumped off to slam his feet onto the hard ground. He reached down to remove the crystal only for his hand to be swatted by a smaller but as strong green hand. “You're keeping that on until we reach the bath house. I'm not going to put up with any more of this, I didn't come all this way to play nursemaid.”


Morm was surprised to see the large dragon look so sheepish, but she made sure to keep the edge in her voice as she commanded the male to follow. The huge reptile, despite being a grower, was humbled at the sight of his usually impressive manhood beginning to retract, under the effect of the cold spreading to his body from his genitals. A few women looked at him and giggled while covering their mouths. “It gets bigger, I swear.”


“Shut it.” The orc commanded. “Now follow me to the bathhouse, Im gonna cool your head off yet. For the first time in his life Cyrus tried to hide his crotch with his hands, now embarrassed by the cold’s effect making him look smaller than usual.



Cyrus’ head breached the water, giving a splash of stray liquid all round him. “Ah, I needed this.”  The dragon let out a heavy sigh as the waters of the Djanem bathhouse cooled him and brought him back to his old self. “I owe you, friend.”


Morn had spent the last of her coin in getting a private room for the duo to relax in, not trusting the dragon around other naked people. The room itself had reasonable spaces, the smooth stone floor leading to a large pool in the ground about three four deep and twelve feet across, with stone stacked to provide seating. All gear and belongings had been removed and set not provided baskets. “Yes, you do. I'm not a charity.” Despite herself, the woman enjoyed the cool waters. She had un braided her hair to let it flow freely and it nearly reached down to cover her ass, reminding her she needed a haircut soon. Any body paints the harsh desert winds left behind and been removed by the bath, leaving the woman well and truly naked. She sat with her arms resting on the lip of the pool. In this position her breasts were allowed to float freely. A gentle stream provided fresh and cool water and excess liquid and filth would flow away into a drain. 


Cyrus stood up and slammed a fist on his chest in a dragonic gesture the greenskin was not familiar with. “Fear not, I will repay you. I always refund those who do good by me.” Morn was happy to see that the almost drunken haze that had affected her traveling companion was gone and he was back to his boisterous self. The dragon could get annoying with his unyielding positivity, but an upbeat mood was better than the alternative. The male stepped out of the pool and towards the entrance of their room, not caring about his state of undress as water dipped off his bare muscular body. Morn felt a bit impressed with herself as she was able to best this large creature in a fight. Quickly the dragon returned with two bath house attendants in tow, twins Morn had spoken to initially to get this room. They were both human and mirror images of each other, minus the fact one had one a jeweled necklace on. They had skin of dark olive with straight jet black hair, and with matching whispy white tunics to cover themselves. What attracted Morns eye was the very obvious pregnancy bump both displayed. 


Cyrus smiled as he returned to the waters “While we are here we should get a professional cleaning.”


“Are they good to work in their state?” Morn asked while the two new women split up, one producing a waxy substance from a washing bucket she carried and started to lather it into bubbles on the shoulders of the dragon with the other running her fingers through the rough hair of the orc to straighten it out before cleaning. She spoke behind Morn’s ear “Of course, we are not due for some time.”


Morn shrugged, allowing the woman to take care of her neglected hair. “I'm sure you must be happy these two are here. When we traveled you spoke a lot about your offspring and your desire to make more. I figured you had a taste in this sort of thing.”


Cyrus relaxed his shoulders as he sat with his back to the lip of the pool, the area above where his naval would be in the air. He let out a sigh as the woman's soft fingers ran across his tough scales with soap. “I cannot deny this. You spoke much about striking the genitals of your foes often, I can accuse you of having a taste in that sort of thing.”


The greenskin moved with a start as her words were thrown back at her. “That's a means to an end. An effective way to win a fight.”


Cyrus raised a hand as the woman behind him started to rub at his horns. She was unsure if this area should be cleaned as well but the pleased reaction of the male gave her confidence. “Easy, I meant no disrespect. I simply wish to understand you better. Besides, I believe everyone should be free to enjoy themselves as much as possible, within reason.”


“And your idea of enjoyment is to spread your seed as much as possible?” She asked as her attendance landed the orcs head backwards to rinse out the soap that had been worked into it.


“Within reason.” The male stated. “I always provide for them and I'm not totally careless with whom I provide my eggs to.” Cyrus impregnation resulting in the woman laying an egg, much like that of a dragon regardless of the host species. Even while he said this he could feel the extended belly button of the human woman poke at his back. He shuddered and a cool breeze showed that the tip of his penis was breaching the water line, looking like a water serpent. “If you were to have a male present himself to you to please you best he can, what would you do with him, say that his body and such are all to your liking. Would you want to dominate him by abusing where he is most vulnerable before having sex with him?” Reaching under the water the dragon grabbed the ankle of the orc to place it on his crotch, emphasizing his point. 


Morn’s face turned a shade of reddish green and her eyes looked away and retracted her foot. Cyrus continued “Him being totally at your mercy, submitting his most private sensitive parts to your desires.” As the thought crossed her mind it was appealing, but she didn't want to sound like a degenerate or to reveal personal information to this dragon. The silence was answered enough to Cyrus, who stored this information aside for later. This may be a good method to get the greenskin in the mood. While possibly painful a treasure like this was worth suffering for, but he knew now would not be the time to attain it. He reached over and fished within the basket of his belongings and found a pair of platinum coins, putting them on the floor beside his attendant. “My companion and I have been traveling for some time, do you think you can really help us unwind?” The duo looked at each other with a smirk and nodded. 


“I suppose you couldn't get with the sphinx so you are still eager to go then?” Morn asked as she was directed to sit her toned green rump on the edge of the pool as both attendants entered the water. Morn was face to face with the pregnant woman as the water caused her white tunic to turn transparent and cling tightly to her body. Her hands were still soapy and the soft fingers glided across the warrior woman's chest and teased at her breasts. Morn relaxed and let the human do her work, she was no stranger to temporary companionship while traveling. Besides, that blasted dragon's words did get her excited. 


Cyrus was happy to see the human giving him similar treatment, rubbing her feminine hands on his chest and gently squeezing at his muscles. “The yellow scales are much softer than your black ones, dragon.”


“I can assure you they all are, but please see for yourself.” He leaned back, resting his arms on the edge of the pool and pushing his hips up some, his draconic penis now bobbing proudly at full mast. The woman slowly and teasingly worked her way down his body, rubbing on his belly before her digits went below the water to brush his thighs. She felt at his scrotum, giving a soft cooing as she touched his manhood. “You must have traveled a long time, you seem very full.”


Cyrus smirked as she started to work at his shaft, her hand barely able to wrapped around it fully as she started to pump. The dragon looked over to his green skinned friend and was happy to see she was enjoying herself as well. Her attendant had slid her fingers inside the orcs vagina and was easing out pleasure all the while her mouth was kissing at her nipple.


“You are experienced at this it seems.” Cyrus stated idoly , losing himself to the building pleasure. 


“Many travel here and many seek comfort.” The woman responded, not taking offense. He leaned back and let his mind drift as took everything in, the knowledge that the one surface him had new life growing inside him excited him even more. Some time passed and the dragon was snapped back to reality at a sharp yell of excitement. He looked over to Morn, who had her attendants head between her thighs as she gave a scream of bliss as she climaxed. The human stood more upright, wiping away feminine juices from her mouth as the orc leaned back and panted heavily. 


“Sister, I believe this may be more than I can handle. May you assist me?”


Cyrus' smile grew into a toothy grin at hearing this. He had to admit to himself that both twins helping him at once excited him beyond words. Still, the orcs climax and the scent of her orgasm was pushing him close to the edge. He would not last much longer. He sat at the edge of the pool, his hard shaft right between the two human women. “Perhaps the two of you could use your bellies to help finish me?”


“Dragon, you're so naughty.” The one to his left commented with a tone of teasing astonishment.


“Your orc friend was right about you.” The twin with the necklace said in a playfully scolding tone.


Cryus was about to try to respond but he could only let out a shudder of delight as the two women, despite their feigned indignation, grew closer together and softly pressed their stomachs to either side of the dragon's manhood. Even though both only used a minimum of pressure it was enough for the dragon, whose mind was a wash in bliss. With a sigh as he was nearing the top he was able to say “If you ever desire for younger siblings for them I'll be more than happy to provide.”


The twins giggled to each other, their eyes meeting and honestly considering the proposal. At this Cyrus was unable to hold back any further and with a roar his dick twitched and balls clenched up as he climaxed and shot ropes of hot cum into the cool waters. The pearly white of his seamen floated on the top and with a sense of satisfaction started to flow back towards him and brush against the bodies of both women before flowing down the drain. 


Morn sighed “Whenever you bathe you have to do so twice.”



“This style is a bit more ornate than what I am used to.” Morn stated with some bemusement as she walked out of the armours shop. She looked over herself, a shining yellow tinted metal gauntlet adorning her forearms and hands. While it had the gleam of gold it was hard as steel and surprisingly light. Similar bands of metal were clasped around her shins and the top of her sandaled feet, each piece inlaid with blue motifs. “At least I feel like I can knock some teeth loose with these. Not so sure about the protection offered by the rest of this outfit.” She awkwardly looked down to see part of the neckpiece she had on, a wide jeweled pectoral that covered a section of her top with a white thin fabric draped over her breasts and a similar golden and white draped loincloth.


“One should embrace the local culture when traveling.” Cryus emerged from the shop with much the same gold tinted metal adorning his body, shiny yellow covering his arms and legs. A ornate shoulder strap and held in place a pauldron for his right shoulder, leaving his left bare. His dragonic feet required no sandals as the scales would protect him from any desert heat or road hazards. His loincloth consisted of a thin flowing piece of silk just wide enough to cover his impressive manhood. Morn noted that it was slightly transparent and any hard study would allow a viewer see what lay beneath, much to the probable delight of the male. The dragon had spared no expense equipping his companion and himself, no doubt some kings most likely went into battle with less ostentatious attire. “While it is fancy it's also very practical.” The dragon started with a smirk as he hefted his new weapon over his shoulder. A design unique to the Djanem, the axe mace. Much as its name implies it had a long handle with a metal weighted ball on the end, with the added feature of a single curved blade on one side. This allowed for heavy blunt force attacks as well as a back swing of devastating cutting damage. While most warriors would need both hands to use it effectively, the black dragon seemed comfortable using one arm to heft the impressive mass. Morn opted for what she was familiar with, a spear. Light enough for quick decisive thrusts and balanced to make for an effective thrown weapon.


“What's practical about the rest of our makeover?” The greenskin asked in reference to the black eyeliner and short bob cut and hair strengthening she received. Cyrus smiled, his own eyeliner of gold matching well with his armor and yellow scales. “Pure indulgence, but I wished to express my gratitude.”


“I'd say we are even then.” No Sooner had Morn responded was she interrupted by a rather effeminate looking human male. The intruder stood a full two heads shorter than the greenskin but still carried himself with an imperial dignity. “Your presence is being demanded by her majesty. You are to proceed to the palace immediately.”


Morn sighed. “I stopped him from fucking the statue, why are we in trouble?”


The stoic stance of the messenger faded. Cyrus, without letting the man compose himself, added “She did, indeed, stop me from fornicating with that statue.”


The man was flabbergasted, not ready for this. “This isn't an arrest. I don't know what business the queen has with you both, please make your way to the palace.” He turned, running a hand through his straight black hair. Cyrus failed to resist the urge to watch him walk away, licking his lips at the reasonably sized rump as it moved away. “Well, best not keep royalty waiting.”


The duo traversed the city, easily able to spot the palace as it was the most elaborate and grand structure the city had to offer. A massive sandstone building with symbols and script decorating all exposed surfaces. A row of pillars tipped with a golden metal that supported nothing else than the heavenly vault created a pathway for those entering into the courtroom. “Think this royal is compensating for something?” The orc asked with a smirk and gentle blow to her companion.


The dragon was too busy taking in the sights to pay any heed to crass jokes. The drake had dreams of his own of creating a kingdom some day and was looking around for inspiration for his own castle, eyeing up all decoration and architecture with the mind to copy aspects he liked. While the two had to give up their shiny new weapons they were allowed to keep their armor on at the entrance. “So, where’s this queen?” Morn asked the guard, disconcerting them. 


“Her majesty Queen Seb-Tet is seeing to other matters. You will wait and be summoned at her convenience.”


“We had to drop what we were doing and wait for her royal ass?” The orc asked with clear irritation. The guard shot back a look of pure venom, infuriated that his queen was being disrespected. Morn did not flinch, but Cyrus pulled her away quickly before things could escalate more. The two walked among the nobles and dignitaries of the city awaiting their audience, forming a diverse sample of citizens from all walks of the empire. The dragon lowered himself to be eye to eye with the greenskin, his voice much like that of a parent to a rude child. “Royalty can be rather sensitive, and royal guards doubly so. From my understanding it's believed that the royal family is directly descended from gods themselves. Thousand years ago they arrived on chariots of silver and light to inseminate local women, and the offspring of that union have continued the royal bloodline all the way to the present day.” The dragon leaned in closer, his voice taking on a more conspiratorial tone. “And if I can get a good look at the royal ass I'd be happy. She's supposed to have unmatched beauty and private parts of gold.”


Morn cocked an eyebrow. “Royal cunt cant be too different from commoner’s cunt.”


With a lecherous grin the dragon continued. “Nah, I've heard it is actually colored and shines like gold. What I wouldn't give to test it out and give her an heir to the kingdom.” Morn could already see the dragon's new silk loincloth was begging to raise. The woman had already seen too much of him naked today and excused herself to begin to look around for some food, they probably had snacks for those waiting here.


Cyrus, aware that his passions were being stirred up, looked around for anyone good looking. He had never been with anyone royal but he knew for a fact that nobles could be some of the freakiest people one could find. That and despite how snobbish they act they had the same desires as anyone else. He did spot a young noblewoman, a cat girl with long black tipped ears, eyeing him up. She was dressed in attire of the desert kingdom, albeit with significantly more jewelry. When the two made eye contact she quickly looked away, only to look back slowly, curiosity overtaking any social courtesy she would normally be defined by. Cyrus showed his teeth in a wide and lewd grin. Raising one hand to his chest he felt up his pectoral muscles. The cat girl had her eyes glued to his hand as it slowly, tantalizing, made its way down his body. The smooth golden scales of his underbelly allowed the rough digits to glide effortlessly until it reached his crotch, finger tips teasing at his member even as it began to swell more. He heard salacious whispers from the rest of the nobles but this did not bother the man. The cat noble let out a short gasp and bit her lip and Cyrus took a deep breath and could smell that she was getting excited. Once more her eyes went up to lock with that of the dragon, who with a quick tilt of his head beckoned her to the corner of the courtroom where they may have a small bit of privacy, even as the crowd made lewd jokes and mocking remarks.


Morn, ever the hunter, managed to find food. The hors-d’oeuvres tray was heartily laced with snacks and delights worthy of royalty. As the greenskin stuffed her mouth with a fruit that to her uncultured eye was a mix of apple and pear, the juices staining the front of her new clean dress. Whatever it was, it was delicious. Over her chomping the woman heard the sound of particularly obnoxious laughter.


“Oh the savage stuffs her face, how predictable.” The sneer came from a plump looking human woman, who's over done makeup screamed to the world her desire for attention.


The orc did not show any emotion at the remark, speaking with juices flowing down her tusked mouth with clear droplets gently sprinkling her breasts. “Sharp observation, I am a savage.”


The made up woman wasn't expecting her remark to have no effect on the newcomer, hoping to make some verbal sport of easy prey. “Well, the war must really be having a negative effect if they let a dumb orc into the palace.” She turned, happy to hear her jibe had brought her fellow nobles to a chuckle. That quickly died out when she turned back and saw the angry face of the green woman staring her down, a fruit held in her hand. 


“You know” Morn said, her voice cold as ice “You city dwellers seem to confuse savage with dumb. Savage means you choose not to grow soft sitting behind a wall, you want to prove your strength and get stronger every day. If you're a dumb savage you're a dead savage. You gotta know how to make a fire in the rain. Know how to find food in an unforgiving jungle.” With an evil gleam she continued “Where to hit prey to take them down in a single blow.”


The pudgy noble looked to her compatriots quickly, only to find they had turned to pretend she didn't exist to not incur the wrath of the greenskin. “You can't speak to me like this, I'll call the guard and-”


“Another problem with you city dwellers, always relying on laws and guards. Tell me, do you think those glorified lookouts can get to me faster than I can get to you?” She raised the mango to get to eye level with her mark and crushed it in her hand effortlessly. “Now, by all means, keep talking. Say something funny about how dumb orcs are and you'll end up like a dumb savage.” 


The pudgy woman sunk back into herself as much she could, sweat now causing her over done makeup to drip down her face. Morn showed now sympathy, keeping eye contact and daring her or someone else to make the first move. The sound of a guard making an announcement saved the noble from a thrashing. “Morn and Cyrus, your presence is requested. The woman breathed a sigh of relief as the orc turned to face the speaker and started to walk away. The greenskin stopped dead in her tracks and roughly whipped off the fruit juices from her hand on the blouse of the noble.


Cyrus let out a sigh of disappointment, his fully erect member in his hand. The male was currently giving a show to the enthralled catwoman and was about to encourage her to get hands on herself. A small pearl of pre cum tipped his massive dick head. He wouldn't have time to finish, yet he didn't want to leave the curious feline empty handed. He walked to make his way towards the queen's chamber, stopping to rub the tip of his penis on the woman's blouse, leaving a clear wet spot on the silky fabric. The cat purred at this, disappointed at the loss of her male companion yet fully intrigued by his savage display. Cyrus tucked his erect penis behind his belt in an effort to not get in trouble from the guards for public indecency.


The duo passed through and into the main throne room of the Djanem palace. The ceiling was high enough to easily let a giant stand fully erect, supported with pillars carved to look like previous royals in the dynasty, harkening all the way back to their gods. Cyrus gave a quick spin around, talking in the opulence and craftsmanship with his mind making note of what he would like his future throne room to look like. Morn looked around, noting a few guards standing sentry and ready to spring at a moment's notice. The duo approach the throne, a large marble carved seat with several cushions to make interminable royal audiences more comfortable. It was elevated above the rest of the room with several steps bringing the queen above the commoners and allowing her to look down her nose. She was flanked on either side by a duo of crocodile humanoids, dressed in the garb typical of guards. The queen herself, Seb-tet, was lounging, leaning back with her legs open and head listlessly held up by a closed hand. Clearly she had been there for a while, dealing with royal affairs. The dragon was happy to note that only thin pure white fabric kept the royal breasts and vagina out of his sight. She was very voluptuous, the pure black of her jackal fur seeming to absorb even the sunlight that shone through the open air of the throne room. Her gaze was piercing, giving a hard edge of wisdom and regal authority. Her crown was a golden head dress with shining fabric giving patterns of blue and whites. “I've heard much of your exploits, oh Cyrus and Morn.”


The woman shifted to sit up straight, causing the fabric that made up her ornate top to strain to keep her heaving breasts in place. Even with all this Cyrus noted a distinct lack of arousal he felt, despite having denied himself orgasm a moment ago. Nerves perhaps? Morn took one step on the stairs to get closer to the queen to greet her, only for the larger of the crocodile guards to raise a hand with palm outstretched, in a gutteral deep voice he spoke. “Halt, where you are is close enough.” Morn did not appreciate being told what to do but complied. The guard was almost as tall as Cyrus. That is to say he cut a very imposing figure. His body was armored with thick dark green scales that were criss crossed with old scars and battle wounds. Although he remained mostly still it was obvious to see that although his muscles began to sag with advanced age, he still retained a lethal amount of strength. The royal guard carried a halberd in his off hand, a razor sharp curved blade gleaming in the oblique sunlight. The queen raised a hand “Easy, these are our guests. It's clear they wish to be more personable.” She said with a sly edge in her voice. The crocodile brought a fist across his chest, in sign of obedience. The queen stood and strolled down to a table  with cushioned seats on either side. Both guards remained dutifully by the queen's side, keeping sharp eyes out for danger. The second guard had pale white scales and bright pink eyes. He stood slightly shorter than the queen but a pair of wicked looking curved swords at his hip let it be known that he was ready for a fight. Morn considered the two guards, reasoning that if they protected the queen they must be the best of the best this kingdom has to offer. Cryus, however, was enjoying the sight of the three Djanem natives walking in front of him, the older croc and younger having pleasing toned rumps that gave a nice bounce when they walked. The queen, likewise, had an almost perfectly round ass and a sensual sway in her gait. She turned her head, giving a quick wink to Cyrus as she gave an extra movement to her hips and wag of her tail.


The group took place around the table, Morn and Cyrus sitting opposite of the queen with the guards standing and ready. The woman snapped her fingers and summoned a servant “You must forgive Ra-khem-smen-toti, he has been jumpy ever since last month.” Morn noticed that the croc adjusted the grip on his spear, a small tell of discomfort. A human server, probably related to the messenger, came with a tray of cups and wine. He placed and filled the queen's cup first before attending to the guests. When he got to pouring out for Cyrus the dragon reached a hand to gently grope the males behind, pleased to find a fine mix of soft and firm. The human blushed and smiled, happy at the attention. The queen swirled her drink before taking a sip. “I wish to make sure you are all caught up. About three months ago I was able to broker a peace agreement with the empire in the North, Cosa after a long and costly war. Only a month ago our palace was invaded, when a group of masked men stormed and kidnapped my royal advisor and our princess.”


Morn had chugged her wine in a quick series of gulps, heedless of decorum. “You mean your daughter?”


“Yes.” Seb-tet said impassively. “My daughter, Neith. They used strange magic and escaped to the west. We sent out search parties but few have returned. We have taken to hiring adventurers, but with no success.” She lowered her cup, a tone of bitterness in her voice. “We cannot show any weakness, lest any other kingdom get ideas of invasion. It is a difficult choice but you will be our last search party. We cannot afford any more failures that would tarnish our reputation or drain our funds.”


“Why us?” Asked Cyrus, as his paternal instincts stirred desires to save a princess. 


The queen brightened up. “You are known far and wide for your many adventures, particularly the quest involving the Thunder Soul.” She gestured toward the greenskin, who was drinking wine straight from the serving glass. “And your partner recently made a name for herself dealing with the Golden Lord. When I heard two heroes had entered my city, I summoned you. If you are successful in rescuing the advisor and my daughter then you will be handsomely rewarded with riches beyond imagination and you’ll become champions of Djanem.”


“I can imagine quite a bit.” Morn muttered to herself while mauling over the idea in her head. She never did like royalty, the idea that whose vagina you were born from entitled you to a kingdom went against everything she was. However this would be a good way to earn fortune and fame. Cyrus had no such scruples, the servant now ignored as he was caught up in the call for adventure. “We would be honored to take on this quest. I will do all I can to bring the princess home safely.” Morn was annoyed that she was being spoken for but went along, she could say no to such a quest. 


Khem the crocodile turned and lowered himself to one knee to address the queen. “Your majesty, may I request to go on this quest as well?”


Seb-tet arched an eyebrow. “What is this, you should remain at my side.”


Keeping his head low he continued. “The kidnapping of your daughter, Neith, occurred  when I was on guard. Despite my best efforts she was still taken. Please, allow me to atone for this failure. My son, Khons-neb-ankh, has just started his post as a royal guardian  but he is a more loyal and fierce warrior than any I have ever seen. Your life will be well protected, I am sure of it.”


The albion crocodile turned, finally showing emotion on his usually stalwart face. “Father.”


The queen cocked a smile. “How can I refuse such a heartfelt plea? Very well, you have my blessing. Prepare as you see fit. I'm sure you will wish to say goodbye to your son and ready him for the task at hand.”


Khem stood to his full height, joy obvious in his voice. “By your command. I shall summon replacement guards at once to stay at your side.”


The jackal woman waved a hand “That won't be necessary, those already in this chamber will suffice. You may all leave the throne room and gather what you need. I wish to discuss matters more with the foreign dragon hero.” Her tone grew more lusty, even as guards who once were hidden stepped out and took position around the seating to keep an eye on Cyrus. 


Morn chuckled and slapped Cyrus on the back. “Don't disappoint the queen, big guy.” With guards and greenskin gone the dragon and queen were all alone. “The kidnapping and war have been such a toll on me, I need a way to help me unwind and relax.” She walked over to the reptile, placing her soft breasts against the rough scales, hand rubbing on his thighs. “I've always been fond of exotic men, show me what the fierce dragon might can do.” Cyrus felt the natural reaction of his loins swelling but strangely felt none of the passions that accompanied it. This was purely a physical reaction. Even while the two began to kiss the dragon could not figure it out. A queen was jumping him, talking dirty, and she was by all accounts very physically attractive. Even when she pulled aside her top to reveal she did in fact have golden shining nipples he couldn't find the spark within himself. The guards looked on impassively, no doubt the queen had many such exploits and this was just another day for the, seeing the queen get railed. Still, Seb-tet was having a good time, getting the male's erection to its full mast with expert hand movements. Cyrus felt like he was going through the motions seven when he pushed her over the table, letting wine fall to the ground in a clatter of metal cups. She cried out in pleasure as his yellowed dragonic  dick cleaved her golden colored pussy. While it had the color of metal it had the soft warm feel of flesh. Even as the reptile saw that the woman's anus had the same golden hue he felt nothing. He thrust himself in the motions of love making but felt his climax was nowhere near, as though his body was rebelling against him. He closed his eyes and thought back to the bathhouse, imagining again that his penis was between the women's bellies. Using that mental image he was able to find his spark, quickening his pace to help finish things. When he was nearing climax he pulled out, letting his cum shoot onto the pitch black of the woman as she shuddered in delight. 


Morn walked back into the waiting room and she was accosted by the plump noble, this time a guard between her and the greenskin. The woman was making accusations of threats of violence, which to be fair were true, but the orc wished she had the nerve to confront her directly. The falcon guard was ready to arrest the outlander when Khem walked in to intervene. “This woman is on assignment from the queen herself. Any complaint the noble has is dismissed as it would impede our progress.” 


The woman began to speak up more but the falcon guard left as his superior had given his order, and with him the woman's fight left as well. Cyrus entered the room with a slouch looking as though he found out magic wasn’t real. 


“So how'd that royal puss feel?” Morn asked, getting some looks from the rest of the room. While it was no secret that the royal family enjoyed the company of many suitors it was expected to be more tactile about it. Cyrus sighed, and thought to himself that it would have felt better if he had just used his own hand to get off. “I don't want to talk about it.”


Khem walked to greet the dragon, heedless of the casual sex talk. “I've given orders to the servants to prepare supplies. The kidnappers were last seen heading west so we must set off there in search of any leads.”


“Father, wait!” A softer yet still tough voice cried out. The albino crocodile guard ran to the older reptile. The two faced each other and placed fists on their chests in salute. “Must you risk your life in this? So many have failed before you?”


The father crocodile sighed, placing a hand on his son's shoulder. “This is my duty. Our lives are to serve and protect the royal line.” His voice trailed off, thinking back. “It feels like yesterday I held your egg in my hand, seeing your white scales break through the shell. Now you stand before me the strongest fighter to graduate from the academy. I do not even need to ask you to fulfill your duty to protect the queen, for I know in my heart you will do so.”


Neb placed his hand on his fathers. “I will make you proud.”

“You always do.” Without warning he lowered his hand off his son's shoulder and onto his rump, giving it a good squeeze. “Good to see you are not skipping out on strength training.” With a toothy grin and chuckle.


“Father!” The younger male yiped, his white scales growing red. Cyrus already began to feel a twinge in his loins at this sight. He must inquire more from this guard when they travel. He also felt a sense of excitement when he saw the cat woman he was giving a show to before sniffing at her blouse where he had wiped himself off. He was tempted to seek her out to give himself a proper release but was pulled away, Khem wanted to waste no time in their departure. Morn and Cyrus retrieve their weapons and headed out into the streets, only to be greeted by a cheering crowd. The queen had sent word of the hero's departure and wanted the whole city to know their last best hope was being sent to bring back the princess. And lo, they departed the city with heavy hearts and heavy balls.







Friday, June 16, 2023

Space Cop Lexie 1

The galaxy is a vast place, full of an intricate network of works and civilizations all trying to do the impossible; cohabitation. Those in charge of keeping the universe unified is the Galactic Police Force. There are many divisions, from standard boots on ground law enforcement to keep individual Sectors in line to more specialized response units. Lexie was a member of one such a unit, the Special Operations And Pursuit unit, for when speed or a delicate touch were needed. Between assignments these officers were expected to enforce the laws of each sector to the best of their abilities. Lexie was new to Sector LB7G, where he was informed the headquarters would be summoning him soon. He was a member of the Lepus species, an agile furred  species very well known for their long ears and strong legs, with a face that looks very much like an earth human besides the cute bunny nose and fur. They very much do not appreciate being compared to bunny rabbits of earth. Currently the cop was leaning on his hover bike, the latest and fastest model the GPD had to offer. It currently hovered a few inches off the ground, displacing the dirt underneath as the engines were idoling. The rabbit cop currently looked at a holographic screen being displayed by his AI drone, the new Criminal Busting Technology. It was round, being egg shaped and a colored a shade of light blue save for the round ‘eye’ that served several functions such as scanning or recording visual data, and held aloft in the air via anti gravity tech.  Lexie was looking over the data, getting familiar with laws specific to LB7G, as each sector needed some unique rules to keep order. He currently was off the main road, an empty field with only trees and a paved street around him.


“You know.” A androgynous robotic voice emitted from the round robot “Most organics take it easy with their time off.”


“If Im assigned to a sector I have to know the local laws.” Lexie spoke, voice more devoid of emotion.


“Sometimes I forget which one of us is robotic, at least you could take in some local scenery.”


No sooner had he finished reading about maximum speed limit did a vehicle zoom past him. With a sigh the officer put on his helmet. CBT latched onto the bike, slotting into the seat of the speeder bike. With a kick of the ignition the bike roared to life, engines ready for pursuit. 


Wayne cruised in his beat up junker. The radio was picking up a local broadcast and was blasting a groove that the human never heard before but was grooving to all the same, with one hand on the steering wheel of his hover car slapping along to the beat. He lamented that the language of the band was unknown to him and wouldn't be able to look up their discography. Maybe if he humed the beat to a music store they could help him. He reached a free hand towards his soda to drain the last drops the clung to the bottom of the can. He almost spit those out as he saw the flashing red and blue lights behind him. He slowed his vehicle and pulled over off the side of the road, which was still paved black as this planet needed terrestrial  vehicles. The man put his car in park, metal legs screeching as they deployed to keep the rest of the vehicle off the ground as the engines winded down. He moved his rear view mirror to look at himself, adjusting his beanie and trying to quickly straighten his long hair as quickly as possible, it never hurts to look your best in these situations. He was not prepared for how the officer looked.


"License and registration, please." Lexie asked, his tone calm and professional. 


The human was stunned to silence for a moment as he had never seen a police officer in such a revealing outfit. Lexie was sporting a skin tight blue fabric that covered his torso, crotch, and not much else. Black materials separated the body of the suit up to the top of his neck, most likely allowing for an airtight seal when his helm is applied. His body was lean yet athletic, with compact muscle obvious even through his gray blue fur. Wayne did steal a quick glance at the rabbit's groin, seeing that whatever the uniform was made out of did not leave much to the imagination, practically giving an outline of his smaller than average dick and balls. He had the official GPD badge pinned over his heart and a blaster pistol holstered at his hip so this must be a real cop. The bunny cleared his throat, snapping the human back to reality. "Yes, sorry, officer." He produced the items and handed them over, to which the officer scanned them with his data pad. "Just never seen an officer, ya know, looking like that."


"What does that mean?" Lexie asked, holding the given documentation for CBT to scan. 


"Well, I mean your uniform is just different." His voice grew nervous, not wanting to piss off the man who could write him a ticket.


"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The officer handed back the license and registration, voice not showing any emotion and keeping things professional. 


"I’m guessing too fast?" With a chuckle. "I'm sorry sir, I'm not from this quadrant, I did not know the speed limit for this planet."


Not missing a beat the officer’s long ears dipped down some. "And what planet allowed the speed you were going?"


The human sunk into himself. "Not my home planet. I'm very sorry, sir."


"Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle?"


"Sure, yeah."


Lexie eyed up the man, his record showed no major crimes, just a failure to yield a few years back. The human was dressed in fashion typical for members of that species, blue jeans and a shirt with script written on it that he couldn't make out fully. He also wore a beanie with several plastic pins attached. His body and build was what was normal for that of an earthling, pinkish skin with a few tufts of fur around his chin. Peering into the vehicle the officer figured that the worst he would find inside would be old food not cleaned from the carpet. While the human stood a few inches taller he still looked nervous. Lexie sniffed, not smelling any intoxicant on his breath. Likewise his eyes were clear and not bloodshot at all, so he was most likely sober. 


"Well, you were not going at a ludicrous speed, and you were not putting anyone's life in danger so I'll give you a choice. I can write you a ticket or just give you a warning."


Wayne stood silent for a moment, his brain quickly trying to detect any sort of trap. Why wouldn't he choose the warning? “Um, I'll take the warning?” He didn't have the confidence to not make that a question as even as he said it he felt like he was making a mistake. 


If the AI had the physical capability to cringe it would. Lexie gently pushed CBT aside, knowing that it would not need to issue any sort of citation. Wayne let out an audible sigh of relief.


“Please put your hands on the hood of your vehicle and spread your legs.” 


The human was confused at this demand. However he was new to this area, perhaps they gave a pat down to make sure people don't have anything illegal on them. He was still too happy about dodging a mark on his record and not needing to pay a fine so he did as instructed. He readied himself for a quick awkward frisking then he would be on his way. Besides, this cop was kinda cute, there would definitely be worse options for a person to get handsy with him. As soon as this thought was made, his groin exploded in agony, feeling a fured foot slam between his legs and compressing his testicles upwards to his pelvis. Wayne was no stranger to nut shots, his days in college with his buds had engaged in many such pranks involving groin hitting, but those were among fellow humans, clearly this rabbit had much more leg strength. The human’s arms gave out and his face pressed against the hood of his hover car. Next his legs failed him and he slumped fully to the ground, his hands desperately trying to cradle his aching manhood. His brain failed to think of anything other than the agony he was in as he started to cough repeatedly. 


His mind flashed back to when he got into an honest fight and his opponent had full on punted him as hard as he was able, but even that didn't hurt nearly as much. The cop didn't look like he had enough muscle to hit that hard or fast.


The AI bobbed in the air, voice sympathetic. “There are times I am happy I am inorganic.”


Eventually he was able to force himself to the side and through tear blurred vision he looked up at the officer, who simply watched with crossed arms. His ears were standing straight up, indicating some level of excitement, even if his face remained as devoid of emotion as ever. Wayne heaved, trying to avoid puking “Why?”


“You chose a warning, in this case a corporal punishment. Most people choose the ticket seeing as how I'm a Lepus. I made sure to go easy on you, but I hope you think next time you break the law, unless you want to risk breaking something else.”


“That was easy?” The human asked, completely flabbergasted. 


The only answer he got was a nod of the head and the deadly serious expression on the bunny’s face let the human know that he could have kicked much harder. Despite the fact that his nuts throbbed in agony he felt a small amount of gratitude that they were both still intact. Lexie’s ear twitched at the ring from CBT. The officer had a quick conversation with whoever was contacting him, but Wayne was in too much pain to pay attention. He was brought back to reality when the officer squatted next to him, giving view to his less than impressive sized package as it strained against the fabric of his suit. “I'm being called to headquarters. Are you alright on your own?”


“Just buzz off.” He croaked out, biting back more choice words. 


The officer stood to his full height and walked back to his bike, accidentally letting the human see how much of his rabbit ass was shown off in his uniform, the fabric having ridden up to almost form a wedgie to allow all of the rump to flex as he walked. If the situation was better Wayne may have enjoyed the sight. The rabbit placed his clear dome helmet over his head, folding his ears back to let them fit in. CBT took its position at the seat of the bike, with Lexie resting his crotch on top of the round robot. Leaning forward he straddled the vehicle, with his rump now the highest point on the vehicle. With red and blue lights flashing the cop flew upward. 




“Damn it, why couldn't he kick him again?” The raccoon sighed as her still wet finger rubbing at her vagina. “He usually busts a lot more in each episode.”


Gnash Panda, the radical raccoon sit in front of a tv screen as it scrolled upwards with names of animators and translators. 


“Just needed one more kick, or at least another shot of  his crotch in that tight little uniform.” She sighed to herself as she attempted to conjure the memories in her head to help her finish. Her heart skipped a beat when a pounding at her bedroom door startled her. 


“Keep it down when you watch your japanese porn cartoon!” Thrash Panda yelled, his voice a mixture of embarrassed and annoyed. 


“Shut up! Its not a cartoon, its an anime!” She caught herself, yelling lower to catch herself. “And its not porn! its ecchi at the most!”


“Whatever nerd, just try to pipe down.” Footsteps told her that she was alone again.


Gnash growned, maybe next weeks episode will be more fulfilling. 



Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Thrash and Gnash: Reaction Park


Clean new mirrored sunglasses. Fresh neon colored windbreaker. Killer smile. Check, check, and double check. Thrash Panda was feeling like a million bucks. He stood at the entrance of Reaction Park. It was the most famous theme park of the 80s and by the logic of the painfully anachronistic raccoon the best in existence. He used to spend every spare moment there growing up and could think of no better place to have his first date with Holly. Thrash himself wished he could have felt a bit more prepared physically. His sister, Gnash, had for some reason decided to strut around the apartment while wearing only her panty and bra, and she never failed to interrupt whenever he tried to get some quiet time to relieve some of the male pressure he had in his loins. When his literal cow girl arrived, she was dismayed to find that “Reaction Park'' was not some fancy lesser known restaurant or even a sort of club. It was, in fact, a run down amusement park that she hadn't ever heard of. Still, when she walked to the front gate the young woman easily spotted the colorful raccoon who stood out like a beacon. 


Holly, the now retired fighter of the LBBA, walked up in sensible pumps as footwear and a long black dress with a slit that ran up the side of her leg. This allowed ease of movement and didn't kill her surprisingly not cloven feet with the pain brought on by high heels. The top of her dress also did an admirable job holding her ample cleavage in place, but allowed a healthy bounce with her walk, even with the loose coat she had on that had a lovely monochrome pattern of black and white stripes. The woman wore her hair styled in an elaborate cut that flowed below her shoulders. Thrash eagerly waved at her, and she was happy to see him in a better state than before. The last she saw him, the ringtail had ended up with one testicle flattened to a pancake after a boxing match against his sister, Gnash Panda. Despite his pain he did manage to bring the fight to a stalemate via double knockout and halving the reproductive organs of his opponent. She knew from first hand experience that the LBBA offered amazing health cover, so she was assured that the male racoon would regain his full potency again. 


“Looking good, babe.” Thrash said with a smile, while firing off double finger guns and looking notably at her face and not her generous cleavage.


“Don't call me babe.” She said with irritation in her voice.


“Gotcha, how about Holy Molly?” the raccoon said, firing off his guns again with renewed enthusiasm. 


“Just Holly.” She said, starting to regret her choice of date. “When you said you had the perfect date location in mind I was expecting something a little more-'' Her voice trailed off, trying to find proper words. Failing, she just finished her sentence with “Not this.”


With some air let out of his sails at his two strikes at the start of the date with bad nicknames Thrash did his best to recover. “Nah, trust me, this place is amazing. Went there all the time growing up. The whole fam always had a blast here, so I figured this would be the best spot for a real class act gal like you.” He stated confidently.


“How did you figure that?” She asked.


“It's got great food, great rides, and it's just lots of fun.” Answered Thrash candidly.


Holly considered rebuking him, initially thinking that this little theme park was a cheap option, but she could see how genuinely excited he was. Whatever, she was already here. Might as well see how the day goes. Walking through the main gate Thrash bought them tickets while Holly immediately spotted a certain female raccoon trying way too hard to remain unnoticed. Given how Holly saw her half naked during the fight she refereed, she had no difficulty picking her out in a crowd. Even though she was skulking around in an oversized trench coat complete with fedora she still had those obnoxious sunglasses on. “Is anyone else coming along with us?”


“Nah babe-” Thrash cut himself off “Holly, just us. Three’s a crowd, ya know?”


“I see.” Holly was definitely curious as to why Gnash would be trying to follow them, but she decided to see how this would play out, as it would be amusing if nothing else. Upon entering the park the cow girl could see the place was not exactly run down, but it sure had seen better days. Next to the entrance, they had to cross an open plaza with a large fountain in the middle, with only some of the water jets not working. There was a fork that led to the left or right parts of the park, but Thrash seemed to know where to go and confidently led to the right. Holly was already thinking that Thrash always kept his heavily tinted sunglasses on as an easy way to talk with her while peeking a bit lower than her own eyes. She did already stand a full head taller than the raccoon, so it wouldn't be hard. The woman also noticed a few random members of the crowd reacting to the presence of the raccoon, with mutterings of ‘oh this guy’ or ‘this should be funny.’ She was concerned by this but kept her composure. 


“Best spot to be in the summer.” Thrash said with clear excitement in his voice. “Back in the day me and my bros would hit this place up all the time. We would have to walk out with a limp sometimes but it was all in good fun! They even got shut down for a bit because of me.” He finished his recollection with a laugh.


Before Holly could ask what he meant the male raccoon took her hand and led her to a classic game of testing your strength. One would hit a seesaw to launch a metal weight to ring a bell. “Oh, I could never do this as a kid. Wanna try?”


Holly was kinda incensed because she had been prepared to go to a nice establishment and was now being led by the hand to a child's carnival game. There was a line to try out the test of strength so Thrash stuck up a conversation. “So Holly, how did you like things in the boxing league? I'm sure your height advantage must have helped you out a bunch.”


Holly looked back at the raccoon suspiciously, trying to see through the tint in his glasses. “I did have a good run of things. I wasnt near getting the championship run but I was making a good living and had some fans. Then they stopped testing for any performance enhancing drugs. Fights got more brutal and the ratings went up. Anyone who didn't start juicing themselves couldn't keep up.” Her voice trailed off into a listless sigh. “Needless to say, certain weak points on fighers got a lot harder to hit. Although with those who didn't have an embarrassing shrinkage in their pants they got a sudden swelling in their shirts.” Holly stated as she re adjusted the straps of her dress.


Thrash scoffed “I could never do junk like that. All natural for me.”


Holly was impressed by the raccoon, who was doing an admirable job maintaining eye contact. “If you ever want to get into the big leagues you may have to change your tune.”


“Nah, I've seen it in basically every movie I watch or game I play. ‘Winners don't do drugs.’”


The cowgirl was taken aback upon hearing this antiquated anti-drugs slogan. Briefly she wondered if this man somehow traveled to the future. She dismissed that notion quickly. “Those fighters often would shrink, but I think you need one.” Thrash kept his goofy smile, taking it to mean that his size was somewhat intimidating to her. Not wanting to explain herself she pressed on. “That's a good attitude to have. When my opponents got bigger I kept losing, so I did everything I could to keep up. Somehow, the staff convinced me to try an experimental growth hormone, hoping it would help me to get some bulk. Instead it all went into my bra. I used to be pretty flat all things considered, but now I'm rocking a 32 JJ cup. Felt like the girls got turned into speedbags in every fight.” Her eyes narrowed at Thrash as she remembered he accidently sent a wild punch to her chest during his last match against his sister. The raccoon let out an awkward chuckle, his gray furred cheeks growing a little flushed. “I didn't mean to, ya know how crazy things can get during a fight, and boy are they big targets.”


He caught himself and began to stammer out another apology, only to be interrupted. “I'm just giving you a hard time. I've been hit way harder. Besides you took some nasty hits in the fight so I think you learned your lesson. Anyway I’ve hung up my gloves now. The prospect of a trial for medical malpractice convinced the league to keep me as a referee and color commentator. Obviously plenty of fans are still happy to see me on screen in any capacity.”


When it was their turn on the game Thrash handed off the wooden mallet with a cheesy “Ladies first.” Holly accepted the tool and slammed it down on the see saw with considerable force. Although retired from fighting she still had power to spare. Gripping the wooden handle of the hammer she reeled back and swung it forth with all her might. As the wood hit the seesaw her breasts were mashed by the sudden movement of her arms, very narrowly forcing her nipples out of the confines of her bra. She hit with enough force that a draft was created, giving the onlookers a brief but lovely view of her bewitching thighs. The metal weight flew up and rang the bell. 


“Radical!” Thrash said with much enthusiasm while giving two thumbs up. “And the winner is Holly!” He stated, doing his best to mimic an announcer at a boxing fight.


Holly chuckled and tossed the mallet to the ringtail, who had the weight hit his chest and knock the wind out of him. The racoon gripped the wooden shaft and swung it downward. It rang the bell the same as Holly but given how old this rickety attraction was, the weight got stuck near the top. “Oh cool, it would get stuck back then too. No problem, I got this.”


Thrash wrapped his arms and legs around the wooden pole of the test your strength game. Holly was embarrassed by this display, the colorful racoon drawing attention as he climbed the game. It was about twelve feet total and he was quickly able to reach the top by hugging the fixture and shimmying up. Once at the apex he grabbed the weight, wiggling it until it was free. He pushed his body back, allowing it to slide down its rail to fall back in place with a clank. With a cheer Thrash began his descent, bringing his body against the pole once more to secure his grip. With all eyes facing upwards the familiar sound of wood on wood was heard and the metal weight was shot up. With considerable force the metal shot up and slammed into the raccoon's balls. He let out a high pitched yipe of pain. Holly looked around, Holly had her attention called away by some fans of hers, recognizing her face, and chest, anywhere. The scream of pain did get her attention to her date and couldn't help but notice a familiar female ringtail in a conspicuously inconspicuous trenchcoat run into the crowd. Before she could react further she saw that Thrash had begun to loosen his grip and started to fall off the game. She spread her arms and caught the male, who was too preoccupied with pain to worry about things like gravity. The woman felt something within her, noticing how adorable yet handsome he was as she held the raccoon in her arms, pressing his curled up form against her bosom. Before she could worry too much about it she gently placed him down. A few fans who had just asked for photos with the cow girl were now snickering at the misfortune of the raccoon, jealousy of him dating the former boxer fueling their jeers. 


After the male regained the ability to stand on his own the two began to walk, one limping, onward. “That was a nasty hit, are you sure you want to stay here?”


Thrash forced a smile, trying to keep his cool despite his voice being a couple octaves higher now. “It wouldn't be a trip to Reaction Park if you don't get banged up a little.” 


“And why did you choose to take me here then?” Holly asked incredulously. 


“Cus it's the most fun place I can think of. Wanted to make sure you had a fun day.” Thrash responded without hesitation. Holly couldn't quite believe he was being genuine, but it was nice to be with a man who wanted to show her a fun time rather than just going straight to charm her pants off. Or in most of her experiences trying to charm her bra off. She couldn't help but smile back. “So how are the boys hanging? I guess someone couldn't wait to have their turn.” She put emphasis on the word ‘someone’ showing that she knew that Gnash was trying to sabotage her brother's date. Jealousy was a funny thing.


“Took an excellent hit but I’m doing fine.”


“All right then, where to next?” She looked around, eyes squinting.


The ringtail pointed towards a rollercoaster, The Steel Wolf, and as eagerly as he could muster given his crotch pain led the way. The duo once more stood in a line, zig zag of people standing around as they waited to ride the wolf. Thrash saw Holly squinting in the sunlight and took off his shades and held them up to the woman. She smiled and put on the painfully old school sunglasses. “How do I look?”


“Like a million bucks.” He said happily. “Only downside is now I can't see your beautiful eyes.”


“Corny,” She said with a smirk before offering the glasses back. Thrash put them back on “Future so bright gotta wear shades all the time.”


“Say, Gilbert, why do you do the whole ‘Thrash Panda’ thing? I thought at first it was just a gimmick to get attention in the ring but you never seem to turn it off.” 


Thrash shrugged. “It's just who I am. And I can't be anything other than me. But I suppose I've always been like this. My old lady used to run a fitness studio that was very 80s themed. Ya know, the whole aerobics dance fitness thing. She couldn't afford a babysitter so we would usually spend our time there. I guess I never grew outta the bright colors and flashy style. Growing up I tried to fit in with the normal fashions but it always felt wrong. So I just decided to keep up the old school vibe.” He flashed a toothy smile “Gotta bring a little radical into the world. Momma keeps up the studio and me and Gnash pay the bills doing various sporting gigs.”


“Oh, so you're a momma’s boy?” Holly said with a croon in her voice as she leaned forward, generous cleavage on display. “Did you feel like a momma’s boy when I was holding you a bit ago?”


Thrash’s confidence was stopped dead as he began to stutter, his train of thought derailed by the mommy milkers bulging in front of him and the sultry tone of Holly. His brain struggled to find an adequate response but he found that the blood that was meant to be running his gray matter was going south to a different organ. Without warning Holly laughed and gave the ringtail a noogie. “Wow, you get flustered easily. It's cute.”


Thrash tried his best to recover, fixing his hair. “Uh, thanks for the catch back there. You're, um, very strong.” As he spoke he awkwardly hunched forward and took off his jacket to tie around his waist, hoping the growing tent wasn't noticeable. Holly noticed. She already had an idea what the raccoon was packing as he was bottomless during the boxing match, but that when his dong was limp and not standing proud as it was now.


When it was time to take a seat Holly was horrified to see the ride was not the conventional roller coaster where the rider would sit down, but rather one where the passenger stands up, feet planted on the ground with shoulder harnesses on them and a banana seat between their legs. “Thrash, this ride isn't exactly dress friendly.”


“Oh.” The ringtail thought for a moment before giving up. “If you want we can just skip it.”


“No, we have waited in line long enough. We will just do the seats at the very back.”


The two stood in their spots, with Holly being able to position her dress in such a way so the seat could rise up to position between her shapely legs while still not revealing her panties. The harness that secured the riders shoulders in place had the unfortunate side effect of compressing the the chesticles of the cow girl together. This pushed them together and outward, forcing the cleavage to be even more noticable. Thrash groaned as the seat did not allow his already sore balls a comfortable spot. The referee couldn’t help but giggle when she saw that the foam Thrash was sitting on raised the crotch of his shorts so that it looked like he had a sizable erection. “Put that away, you're getting too eager.”


The raccoon was confused until he looked down and quickly pulled the fabric of his shorts away so that the bare seat was exposed. Before further comment could be made the ride was in motion. Thrash realized that he couldn't move at all, the seat pressing up and shoulder restraints pressing him down. As such the bumping of the cart as the ride slowly climbed its first hill felt like quick jabs to his sore balls. He was very concerned for how the rest of the ride would feel, dreading every twist and turn to come. As the ride was in motion the raccoon did his best to keep himself off the ground as possible, to help eliminate the chance of him accidentally sitting on his nuts. As they all hit a sharp turn he heard a loud scream. He figured anyone would be yelling at a ride but this was different. Looking over to check on Holly the ringtail felt his heart skip a beat. The woman's breasts had fallen out of her top, bare flesh exposed and bouncing freely. He was stunned for a moment until he saw she was desperately trying to fix her dress and get her girls under control, but the harness was limiting her range of motion. The raccoon reached for his waist and pulled off his jacket. reaching over he did his best to cover up his date, holding the windbreaker in front of her. Thrash turned his head away to not look and made sure to keep some distance between his hands and her chest. When the ride was nearing completion and any rapid movements were done Thash asked if she was good.


“Yeah, I'm decent again.” She hissed with venom in her voice. Holly had the suspicionthatThrashhad planned this to get a sneaky glance at her chest, or at the very least to see her boobs bouncing. Typical man.


Thrash quickly apologized. Holly sighed as she left the cart and walked down the exit way. Suddenly Thrash shot up straight, taking his jacket with him and running ahead. The woman was confused but saw that he was running towards a digital photo booth. It was a small shack with a desk and computer on it, equipped with several television screens displaying many happy screaming faces of riders. Her heart sank when she realized that one of them must have taken a photo of her while her breasts were exposed. Thrash hopped on the desk, ignoring the greasy faced cat man who yelled in protest at his workspace being stepped on. Quickly Thrash used his windbreaker to block the view of one of the screens, so none of the customers wanting to buy a photo or passers by could see. “Hey dude, you gotta delete the picture of the last cart real fast.”


“What? Why would I?” He said as he looked at his own computer screen. His eyebrows rose as he saw a picture of a bare chested Holly on screen. “Um, actually I can't. Policy and all. I'm just going to print this out.” he said with a lecherous laugh.


“Come on man.” Thrash said as he kept his arms up to cover the monitor on the wall to keep hiding the picture from the general public. He reached his foot over to push the arms of the cat to stop him from printing. The two engaged in this rather awkward fight, all the while Thrash grew more agitated and threatened to fight the photo man. The cat pulled the keyboard out of reach of the shoe of the radical raccoon and began to order a print. Before he could hit the final button he was surprised to see the very cowgirl he was leering over on screen in front of him. “Oh, I um.”


“You really should listen to customers, hun.” Holly said in as calm a voice as possible before reeling back her fist and sending it sailing between the thighs of the man. It was a perfect uppercut that compressed his kitten makers between the bones in her hand and the bone of his pelvis. All strength left the male's legs and he crumpled to the ground in a wheezing mess. “That's how I won the semi finals.” Thrash and every male who saw the altercation involuntarily winced in sympathy pain. She moved to the computer to delete the photos. The cowgirl was mortified to see that her breasts were on full display but she was surprised to see Thrash. He had the coat in front of her chest, but he couldn't hide everything. What was more surprising was he had turned his head to face the other way so he wasn't perving on her. She smiled and deleted the picture. 


The two swiftly left, not wanting to be around if the cat managed to get to his feet and call security. Thrash hung his head low, holding his coat in his hands. “I'm sorry about that. Do you wanna go home?” 


“Don't be like that.” Holly said with a smile. “You were a real gentleman back there. And besides, I had my chest pop out a ton. Know what it's like to suddenly go from flat to all that basically overnight? Speaking of, why didn't you sneak a peek at me?”


Thrash brightened up. “It didn't feel right. Like, I wanna see em, just only if you'd show me.”


The cowgirl couldn't help but chuckle. “Chivalrous and pervy. A good enough combination.”


“Come, I didn't mean it like that.”


“Oh, then I suppose you wouldn't want me to do this.” She stated as she hooked a finger inside the top of her dress and pulled it down just low enough to show off the pink of her areola of her right breast. With a giggle she pulled the clothing back up.


“I know, you just look cute when you get flustered.” Holly said as she quickly kissed his cheek. She turned and led the way further into the park, eyeing up shirts in a gift shop window. Thrash followed, his mind still processing how soft and supple her full lips felt on his face. Likewise how deep her cleavage was when she had to bend forward to reach his face. If she was any lower her breasts would be at his crotch. Looking at Holly she was facing away but still her boobs were clearly visible even from this angle, their opulent contour wobbling on each side of her ribcage. She gently bent forward and cupped her hands around her eyes to peer through the glass as the glare from the sun made it impossible, her chest also making contact with the window. His mind inevitably started to wander. At that thought he felt his shorts begin to tighten and this sent a jolt of panic as he realized his dick was quickly swelling to full mast. His eyes darted around desperately, seeking something to take his labido away. He saw a small snack stand that sold bowls of flan. Even as the seller handed the treat to a customer he could see the bouncing and jiggling of the soft food in his round container. A tingle in his crotch told him this wasn't working. Looking upward he attempted to seek visual shelter elsewhere, thinking the clouds couldn't be hot. Looking he found one shaped like a race car. One like a skateboard. And that one looked like a shapely woman wearing a top that is one size too small, breasts overflowing and staining against the cruel confines of her top aching to burst forth and-


“I don't think they have anything in my size.” Holly said with a tinge of disappointment.


Thash panicked and used all the wit and guile he was blessed with to make sure his date didn't see him pitching a mad tent. When that wit failed him he let his legs give out and fell on his butt, bringing his knees up to his chest.


“Are you all right?” Holly asked as she bent over with her hands on her knees. This had the effect of letting her breasts hang directly down and making Thrash’s problem much worse.


“Im good Im good.” Thrash said, wishing more blood was available to run his brain rather than his dick. “Got a nasty cramp. Just give me a moment, it'll go away.” as he started to rub his calves to sell the lie. 


Holly could see how bad of a liar the raccoon was. She cracked a smile “Need me to rub it to help the blood flow?”


Thrash cringed away, knowing that her touch would spell disaster. “No, thank you. Could you maybe get me some water, please?”


“Whatever you say, hun. One ice cold water to help cool you down coming up.”


“Thanks!” he said as he raised one thumb and saw her turn away. His mind processed for a moment. ‘Did she call me hun?’


The couple moved on, deciding to pay a visit to one of Thrash’s personal favorites, the Tarzan Swing. Essentially it was just a rope one would swing out over a large pool dressed up to look like the jungle. Holly crossed her arms. “You're going to ride that one yourself, no way am I getting wet.”


Thrash cracked a smile and opened his mouth, ready to spew out nonsense. 


“One crass joke about being wet and I'll show you how I won my regionals.” The woman spoke and cracked her knuckles as emphasis. Thrash quickly slammed his jaw shut. He removed his jacket and offered it to Holly for safe keeping. The line wasn't terribly long and Holly waited by the edge of the pool where jumpers would splash into. She was far enough away from the usual impact zone so she didn't need to worry about getting drenched. She did see a puffy ring tail in a trench coat follow Thrash up to the fake rock that was the swings jumping off point. The cowgirl was both annoyed by the interruption to her date and curious as to what would happen and decided to let things play out. Thrash got his turn, big smile and an arm flex to help him get in the wild man spirit. People who frequented the park and recognized Thrash saw this display and egged him on, expecting a show from the semi famous racoon.  Gnash snuck up behind him, taking slack from the rope to tie around the waist of his shorts, the male having all his attention drawn to his cheering and jeering fans. With a running start he leapt off the stone and began his swing over the pool, holding on to the rope with his hands for support. The raccoon let out a bellow to imitate the man raised by apes and let go to begin his splashdown, only for his yell to grow in pitch as his shorts were yanked back and his entire body weight was now being compressed onto his teased and battered nuts. He was forced to swing helplessly for all to see, all the while fruitlessly trying to free himself. On the backswing he saw a fellow trash panda dressed super inconspicuously pointing and laughing at him, among others in a crowd. He couldn't think too hard on this as he heard a loud ripping and his shorts gave way, leaving him bottomless and freefalling into the water below in a painful belly flop. While this hurt his entire front it felt like a swift kick in the nuts due to them already being busted up and shaken. Thrash thrashed in the water before righting himself and bringing his mouth above the water line. He quickly found the lip of the pool and rested his arms over it to catch his breath. Without thinking he climbed out. It was only when several onlookers laughed harder and he felt a particular chill below where a belt would be did he realize he was now standing bottomless. He curled his bushy tail between his legs and hugged it with his arms, hoping the ring tail would help hide his junk. This was completed and he was brought back to reality when he heard a female voice give a sharp cough to get his attention.He could see Holly had taken a fair amount of his splash, causing her hair to be slicked down and pressed against her head. Likewise her breasts had taken a fair amount of the liquid as well, leaving her top clinging to her bosom. Thrash gave an awkward smile and tried to stutter out an apology but was stopped by an upraised hand. “This wasn't my nicest dress. And it wasn't your fault.” She said as she gave a harsh glare to the raccoon trying to hide in the crowd. “Do you want to call it quits there? I don't want you to get in trouble for public indecency.”


Thrash did his best to smile despite the situation, retrieving his jacket and tying it around his waist to form a makeshift skirt. “Nah this sort of thing happens a lot to me, I know a little shop that sells old lost and found clothes real cheap. But we can grab a bite to eat before the park closes if you like. My treat.” He patted at his butt, where his wallet should be. His heart skipped a beat and he quickly searched around, seeing that his ruined pants were on the edge of the water. Snatching them up he noted with dismay that his wallet was missing. Obviously someone had taken advantage of the misfortune and made off with it. The ringtail gave a defeated look and sulked. “You paid for admission so I can get food and new shorts.” Holly offered with some sympathy.


Thrash perked up “I'll pay ya back when I'm able. And I know the best eats here.”


“You know, I wasn't expecting anything five stars here, but even this is less than I could have imagined.” Holly stated as she sat in a colorful booth of the Fivers restaurant. She had one bare foot resting on Thrash's upper leg and he was rubbing the soreness out of it as per her instructions, heels were not meant to be walked sound in this much. Some loud music made the place noisy, even if it was nearly devoid of any customers. The establishment was clearly intended for families as it served mostly cheap pizza and had a main attraction with partly functional animatronics awkwardly singing and moving on a stage.


“Love this place. I get a discount here cus as a kid I got injured by one of the robots. Stuck my head in one of their jaws.” Thrash said as he leaned forward and pulled his headband up some to show a small area of scar tissue on his forehead. “Turns out metal teeth are harder than bone.” He chuckled “Good times.” He sat, forced to wear short shorts clearly intended for a woman as it did not allow much room in the crotch for his male parts. Even if the bright pink of the clothing compressed his sore junk, some it covered everything up. Holly sighed and quickly pulled her foot out of the massaging grasp of the male and moved towards his crotch, her bare sole easily finding his shaft and coaxing it to get harder until it moved free of the feminine pants and was free and exposed. He gasped and almost choked on his food. The woman cooed “This date has been a mixed bag.” She slowly rubbed her foot up and down the man's rapidly growing shaft. “This has been a lot of fun, even ifI never would have gone here on my own.” She continued to gently press her toes against his raccoon hood feeling how eager it was for any of her attention. “And you did act like a real gentleman during the photo booth.” 


Thrash slouched back in his seat, letting the pleasure wash over him with a shudder. This was quickly stopped when he felt a sharp pain in his balls as the woman's heel pressed down on his sensitive orbs. He wanted to yell a protest but was silenced by Holly raising a finger to her mouth. “On the other hand you did make me flash anyone who was watching the roller coaster and this restaurant is beyond cheap.” She grinded her heel into his testicles to build up more pressure, before raising it up to once more stroke at his dick, alternating between pain and pleasure. “Yet I must admit you are a great guy overall. What's a girl to do?”


Thrash failed to find words, his body yelling at him to beg the woman to keep going as he was getting close. Before he could say any more a waiter walked up, twenty something clearly bored out of her mind. She seemed like a brat who spoke and chewed gum at the same time, asking “Do you guys want a dessert?” After she got done speaking she blew a pink bubble and quickly popped, causing Thrash to wince as the sight of a burst ball reminded him too much of the abuse his own orbs were in.


Holly nonchalantly pulled her foot away from the man and without missing a beat responded. “No, thank you. I believe we have had enough.” Thrash could only nod in agreement, breathless and on the edge. The waitress walked away and the cowgirl brought a straw to her mouth, making eye contact with the raccoon through his shades. 


“I, er, think I gotta use the bathroom real fast.” He sputtered out.


“Fast eh?” She smirked,  and leaned forward to rest her breasts on the table, making her generous cleavage spill out some on the table. “I can see you're pretty tense. Were you hoping I would help relieve some of your tension?” She asked as she slowly, achingly, rubbed her food up the twitching member of the ringtail. 


Thrash re-positioned his coat to try and cover himself up and absent mindedly agreed, the innuendo flying well over his head. He stood up and made his way to the restroom. It was a single unisex room that only had a toilet and sink within. The raccoon quickly moved inside and slammed the door behind him, locking it. He sighed and looked at himself in the cracked mirror. “Keep it together. You're not acting very radical out there. Looking like a total dork. Just gotta turn up the old Thrash master charm.” He looked down at his stiffy, its full six inches throbbing eagerly. “You're not exactly helping.” He sighed and reached down to grasp his shaft, figuring there would be only one way to stop it from interrupting things again. He slowly began to pump, letting his hand work the shaft up to the head. His mind wandered, thinking how good it felt when Holly had her foot on his penis. Before he could get too far the door to the bathroom shot open, revealing the cowgirl now dressed in a neon spandex leotard, frizzy curly hair, and colorful leg and arm warmers. Thrash couldn't react as Holly approached, big colorful earrings in various shapes dangling down as she slowly got to her knees. 


“I can't resist anymore, let's get physical big boy.” She brought her soft feminine hand up and grabbed hold of the raccoon's dick and began to jerk him off. He shuddered in pleasure, looking down and seeing the busty woman working his shaft like it was one of his old warn out porno tapes. She moaned out in a haughty voice “Don't hold back, let your body rock.” She said as she took his entire dick into her mouth, bobbing back and forth rapidly. He moaned, unable to keep quiet. The big earrings she wore began to swing back and forth, hitting his nuts. They swung faster and faster, until they  started to actually hurt. 


His concentration was broken and he snapped back to reality, where he was alone in the bathroom and the imagined 80s Holly was nowhere to be seen. He saw that he had moved towards the bathroom entrance where the door handle jiggled frantically, smacking his nuts as it did so. All of a sudden the door swung open, revealing the waitress from before. Her face was that of concern, then quickly to shock, then quickly to anger. “Fucking perv!”


Thrash could only manage an ineffectual “Um…” before the woman swung her sneaker between his legs, stopping any hopes of blissful release and forcing the male down to the ground in a heap. His nuts clenched, acting like they wanted to pump out their saved up load but only allowing his dick to dribble out a single pearl of pre cum. He moaned in bizarre pain and pleasure. The waitress stormed off, yelling that she hoped they both popped before going to the phone to get security. Holly managed to calm down the single worker at the restaurant, assuring her that she would make sure the radical raccoon got what he deserves later. She pulled a bill from her bra and handed it to the waiter, who judging by the younger woman's reaction was more than enough to cover the measly bill.


The couple walked out of the park to reach the parking lot, with the sun setting on this eventful day. Holly spoke “After you went to the bathroom some mysterious trench coat raccoon went up to the waitress and said she was worried someone was having a stroke in the restroom.”


“Why didn't you stop her?” Thrash asked as he cradled his aching manhood and limped on. 


“Oh it definitely sounded like you were having a stroke in there.”


Thrash hung his head in shame. “I'm sorry. You must think I'm a huge pervert.”


Holly brought a finger to his chin and raised it to meet her gaze. “No, I think you are a reasonably horny male. I was just playing footsie with you under the table and I could feel how eager you were. I like a guy with that much energy. Besides you never acted pervy to me. I wouldn't mind going on another date sometime.”


Thrash's trademark smile returned and he was about to say more when he saw someone fishing a coat hanger in his car window. The vehicle in question was an ancient Ford Pinto, complete with terrible flame paint job, fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror, and old cans of drink and empty snack bags all over the back seat. He ran up to stop them, grabbing hold of the carjacker and turning them to be face to face with him.


“Gnash? What are you-”


It all clicked in his head and he put together that she was the one who tied his shorts and called the waitress. “What the hell, why are you trying to ruin my date?” He asked in a huff.


“Cuz the date was meant for me. You only won cuz you cheat at rock paper scissors.” The female yelled as she shoved the male.


“You can't cheat at rock paper scissors. Besides, why would anyone wanna date a flat-board like you?” He shoved back. The two continued to yell and hurl childish insults at each other, even beginning to noogie or yank each other's tails. Holly sighed, somehow picturing the two fighting each other like this a lot. With a swift motion she shot her hand out, one grasping a sore and full testicle, the other pinching the hood of her clitoris. Both raccoons gasped and became silent, looking over at the cow girl.


“That's quite enough. You're both acting very immature.” She turned her attention to Gnash. “You, I understand being let down by not being the one to go on a date, but that's no excuse to pull pranks like this. And you got my dress all wet.”


Gnash lowered her hands to the cow girl's wrist, trying to pull it away from her stinging womanhood. Holly tightened her grip. “Move your hands or you'll see how hard I can squeeze.”


Gnash gnashed her teeth and forced her arms to obey, moving them slowly away from the source of her pain. Holly nodded. “Good. Now apologize to your brother.”


Not finding a way out she swallowed her pride. Looking at her brother she forced the words out of her mouth. “I'm sorry.”


“Sorry for?” Holly led her on, giving the small feminine organ in her hand a slightly harder pinch.


“Sorry for trying to ruin your date!” She yelled out as quickly as possible, wanting the pain to stop.


Holly loosened her grip, leaving it as just enough to make sure the female raccoon couldn't escape. “Good. Now you apologize, Thrash.”


“What did I do?” He asked impetuously. 


Holly yanked down on his nut, eliciting a groan of pain. “Don't make fun of a woman's chest.”


He moaned in pain, and likewise turned to face his sister. “I'm sorry I called you flat.”


“Very good!” Holly said with a smile. “Now kiss and make up.”


The twins froze, unsure if they heard the instructions properly. Afraid of another squeeze they slowly began to move their heads together. Holly quickly let go of both crotches and patted their shoulders. “Kidding, kidding. I am glad I could help patch things up here. You two better get along better.”


The two nodded and let out a simultaneous “yes, m’am.” The referee turned and walked off. Gnash rubbed at her sore cunt, some amazement in her voice “You got a hell of a girlfriend, bro.”


Thrash held up his ball that was yanked down. “You're telling me.” There was a brief pause. “I'm not driving you home.”


“Fuck you shrimp dick!” Gnash yelled in annoyance.


“Shut up flat chest!” Thrash yelled back.


Holly suddenly stopped and shot an evil glare back at the twins. The racoons suddenly stood bolt upright adopting a friendly smile on both faces. They then shook hands, showing that they were not fighting and were in fact very friendly with each other in a practiced motion that they used to try and save them from punishments growing up. Holly chuckled and continued to walk off, hailing a taxi and disappearing in the bright yellow vehicle. 


Thrash was ready to unlock the shared family vehicle but his heart once more sank as he realized his keys were in his other shorts. “So, I guess we are both walking home.”


“Dummy, you lost the keys?” Gnash yelled.


“Dummy? You're the one who made me lose em!”


The duo engaged in symmetrical violence and struggled against each other until the sun completely left and they sat panting under a street lamp, both nursing crotches from several cheap shots given and received. 


“So when she yelled at us it was kinda hot, right?”


“Totally.”

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